Techno: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Tommy: Okay, but in my defense, Wilbur bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Techno: Thats not what I--you drank shampoo?!
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Techno: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Tommy: Okay, but in my defense, Wilbur bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Techno: Thats not what I--you drank shampoo?!
Techno: Wow. I dont even have time to tell you how wrong that was.
Techno:
Techno: Actually its gonna bug me if I dont
Techno: I hope you're not doing anything stupid.
Tommy: ...I hope you're not hoping too hard
Wilbur: Yeah I dont really get scared easily
Phil: ...Weren't you just screaming about the toaster?
Wilbur: I didnt put the bread in!! You didn't put the bread in!!
Wilbur: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Phil: Neither.
Phil: Its twelve.
Techno: Okay, we've got to work on your cursing
Tommy: I think im already pretty good at cursing
Wilbur: Wow, you're all dressed up, where you headin?
Techno: The pet shop.
Wilbur:
Techno: I need to make a good impression on the dogs
Wilbur: Tommy, what the hell
Tommy: oh, so now only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?
Tommy: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!
Phil: Really? Name one law.
Tommy: ...don't...kill people?
Phil: Alright, thats on me, I set the bar too low
Wilbur: Truth or dare?
Phil: Truth.
Wilbur: Whats your credit card number
Tommy: I'm looking for trouble and if I cant find it, I'll create it
Techno: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Phil: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Wilbur: You want a tarot card reading?
Techno: Those are pokemon cards.
Wilbur: You got a magikarp
Techno:
Wilbur: it means 'fuck you'
Tommy: hey I need to hide with you for a bit
Wilbur: ...why
Tommy: Techno is passive aggressively doing the chores he asked me to do six hours ago. It isn’t safe out there anymore.
Techno: I had a dream that I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird cuz I dont even pay taxes
Phil: Thats... what tax evasion is...
Tommy: I've drank a controversial new potion that accelerates my brain.
Wilbur: So you're smart now?
Tommy: I'm stupid, faster
Techno, to Tommy: Were you made in a test tube?
Techno: You dress like you were.