Sleepy Bois Inc Incorrect Quotes

I'm here to do my best and thats about it (also to have an obnoxiously colored blog but that goes without saying) tags to look out for: not entirely sbi (has characters not in sbi) and not an incorrect quote (usually follower stuff)

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Techno: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Tommy: Okay, but in my defense, Wilbur bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Techno: Thats not what I--you drank shampoo?!

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Techno: Wow. I dont even have time to tell you how wrong that was.

Techno:

Techno: Actually its gonna bug me if I dont

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Techno: I hope you're not doing anything stupid.

Tommy: ...I hope you're not hoping too hard

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Wilbur: Yeah I dont really get scared easily

Phil: ...Weren't you just screaming about the toaster?

Wilbur: I didnt put the bread in!! You didn't put the bread in!!

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Wilbur: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Phil: Neither.

Phil: Its twelve.

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Techno: Okay, we've got to work on your cursing

Tommy: I think im already pretty good at cursing

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Wilbur: Wow, you're all dressed up, where you headin?

Techno: The pet shop.

Wilbur:

Techno: I need to make a good impression on the dogs

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Wilbur: Tommy, what the hell

Tommy: oh, so now only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?

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Tommy: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!

Phil: Really? Name one law.

Tommy: ...don't...kill people?

Phil: Alright, thats on me, I set the bar too low

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Wilbur: Truth or dare?

Phil: Truth.

Wilbur: Whats your credit card number

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Tommy: I'm looking for trouble and if I cant find it, I'll create it

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Techno: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Phil: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Wilbur: You want a tarot card reading?

Techno: Those are pokemon cards.

Wilbur: You got a magikarp

Techno:

Wilbur: it means 'fuck you'

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Tommy: hey I need to hide with you for a bit

Wilbur: ...why

Tommy: Techno is passive aggressively doing the chores he asked me to do six hours ago. It isn’t safe out there anymore.

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Techno: I had a dream that I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird cuz I dont even pay taxes

Phil: Thats... what tax evasion is...

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Tommy: I've drank a controversial new potion that accelerates my brain.

Wilbur: So you're smart now?

Tommy: I'm stupid, faster

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Techno, to Tommy: Were you made in a test tube?

Techno: You dress like you were.