*phone call*
Sid: Hi, where are you?
Clown: You are calling on landline phone.
Sid: Yeah, and where are you?
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@incorrectslipknotquotes
*phone call*
Sid: Hi, where are you?
Clown: You are calling on landline phone.
Sid: Yeah, and where are you?
[The guys finish tour and are going their separate ways]
Clown, leaning out the window: Bye Craig! Bye Jim! Bye V-Man! Bye Craig! Bye Ja-
Jay: You said bye to Craig twice.
Clown: I like Craig best.
The fastest "aged like milk" post I've ever seen
LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER HERE BUD
uhhhhhhh
CRAIG’S FUCKING GONE????
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
uhhhhhhh
CRAIG’S FUCKING GONE????
uhhhhhhh
Jim: Joey, you shouldn’t be drinking on an empty stomach.
Joey: You shouldn’t be talking on an empty brain.
(there’s no source it’s just a quote I came up with and decided it would work here haha)
Jim, putting his hands over Tim's eyes: Guess who! Mick: It's either Jim or the cold, clammy hands of death. Jim, pulling his hands away: It's Jim! Mick: Dammit.
[The guys finish tour and are going their separate ways]
Clown, leaning out the window: Bye Craig! Bye Jim! Bye V-Man! Bye Craig! Bye Ja-
Jay: You said bye to Craig twice.
Clown: I like Craig best.
Corey: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during the first therapy session or write that much down but here we are
Michael: I need life advice. Sid, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Clown: *repeatedly slams into computer monitor* Jay: It's not a touch screen, Clown, you have to use the mouse
Mick: *pulls curtain back while Corey is in the shower*
Mick: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of picks?
Kidnapper: We have your DJ.
Corey: Sid? Sid Wilson?
Kidnapper: Yes.
Corey: Good luck with that.
Shawn: Wait... where’s Sid?
Corey: Oh, shit.
Fan: You can’t leave him on his own?
Corey: Haha, no, Sid’s our... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Fan: ...
Shawn: It’s a long story, involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter... At first you think it’s endearing to watch them bouncing off the walls, and then next thing you know, they’ve got a bucket on their head and they’re plowing through your brand-new flatscreen TV.
Shawn: God save me, it had barely left the box.
Fan: ...
Corey: Anyway
Corey: Sid’s our drunk baby.
Mick: I brought you frankincense
Corey: Thank you
Tortilla: And I brought you myrrh
Corey: Thank you
Tortilla[taking of his mask]: MYRRH-DER!
Corey: *gasp* Chris! No!
Joey: Dammit Corey, keep yourself and your gross fetish shit 500 feet away from me.
Corey: 500 feet, you say? 👀
Corey: all the good percussionist are either taken or they left.
Clown: I AM RIGHT HERE