#source: op

[daily-akam]

Detective Conan OP 53: ZERO kara Hajimete by Mai Kuraki

[incorrectslipknotquotes]

*phone call*

Sid: Hi, where are you?

Clown: You are calling on landline phone.

Sid: Yeah, and where are you?

[incorrect-osemanverse-quotes]

Frances: we've entered the hall of ween

Daniel: why can't you just say it's halloween like a normal person

[incorrect-hololive]

Moona: What's Tenga? Is it like that game where you stack wooden blocks?

Risu: That's Jenga, Tenga is a cat breed.

Reine: You're thinking of Bengal. Tenga is a country in West Africa.

Anya: That's Senegal, Tenga is the thing we learnt in geometry class

Ollie: Nope that's "angle", Tenga is the wooden block tower thingy-

Risu: We already established that's Jenga though

Anya: Tenga is how you feel when someone steals your idea

Reine: "Anger"?

Ollie: *gasps* WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEAL-

Anya, Risu, Ollie & Reine: *incomprehensible arguing*

Moona: *visible confusion*

Iofi: *sweats nervously*

Iofi: should-

Iofi: should I tell them

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M-chan: EVERYONE.

M-chan: Tengah means "middle" in Indonesian.

Everyone:

Everyone: ohhhhhhh

Iofi: *phew*

[incorrectozfamily]

Oscar: Do you take constructive criticism?

Ozpin: I do not take constructive criticism, only destructive. If I am to make a mistake worthy of such accosting, I wish for my very essence to be decimated with the scathing force of one's own verbal wit and admonishment.

[varriousquotesnpoetry]

*Pit and Pac Man are talking, and Master Hand is floating by at the time*

Pit: Whoa so you were an actual fighting game character?

Master Hand: …”Actual”?

Pit: Wait I didn’t mean it like that-

Master Hand: *Looking as crushed as a hand can look, he floats off*

Pac Man: *Silently backs away*

[untrue-furi-dialogue]

The Burst: Come on, come out-

The Stranger, still hiding: I am pansexual.

The Burst: Well, that's not what I meant by that, but good for you.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Hatsune Miku Twitter: world is minecraft

Dave, at four in the morning, scrolling through Tumblr and seeing a screenshot of this post, in the most emotional and despair-filled voice he’s spoken in in his whole life: world is minecraft