Snakes Hibernate During The Winter

Every Day Snake Facts

[incorrectsnakefacts]

a snake’s brain is the size of a small watermelon

[gryffon]

mammals: dishonest, attempting to cover our true nature with extraneous lanky growths, distancing ourselves from the filth and earth from which we rose

snakes: honest, accept that they are tubes, writhe in mother dirt as is their wont

[stimman3000]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

i hope my ex wife sees this

[incorrectsnakefacts]

there’s a new sheriff in town baby

[incorrectsnakefacts]

feminism win! snakes are the only mammals that lay eggs

[big-nerd-energy-blog]

Guys the name of the blog is Incorrect Snake Facts, it’s a joke

[incorrectsnakefacts]

TAKE THAT BACK I WOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT SNAKES

[incorrectsnakefacts]

Merry Winter! Time to Hibernate!

[silverhawk]

ANOTHER beautiful & incredible yet simple snake…………..the blue racer snake

its blurred so well, its colors are so stunning……

so blue yet beautiful

[silverhawk]

sO blue

so beautiful?????

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[correctbettyfacts]

correct betty fact #2: betty’s father is named hal cooper, NOT FP JONES

[incorrectsnakefacts]

your father is in jail for being a serial killer. i am trying to be a good male role model in his place

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me in divorce court: wow epic fail

[slimetony]

your honor these alimony payments are cringey

[incorrectsnakefacts]

he needs to take time to figure things out. lotta damage done there, lotta internalized homophobia. feel like i failed as a father

[incorrectsnakefacts]

male snakes get pegged

[correctbettyfacts]

correct betty fact #1: betty has a mother named alice who is NOT MARRIED TO FP JONES

[incorrectsnakefacts]

stop dating my gay son

[correctbettyfacts]

stop being homophobic!!

[incorrectsnakefacts]

tell that to YOUR MOM!!!!!

[incorrectsnakefacts]

feminism win! snakes are the only mammals that lay eggs

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Platypus.

[incorrectsnakefacts]

No.

[darksaphire2002]

Um…snakes are reptiles. The fuk?

[incorrectsnakefacts]

You’re An Idiot!!!!!!😤🤯😬😾

[sunshine-tattoo]

this post is a disaster. also echidnas.

[incorrectsnakefacts]

FUCKA U

BASARD

[cesya]

[correctbettyfacts]

correct betty fact #1: betty has a mother named alice who is NOT MARRIED TO FP JONES

[incorrectsnakefacts]

stop dating my gay son

[incorrectsnakefacts]

feminism win! snakes are the only mammals that lay eggs

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Platypus.

[incorrectsnakefacts]

No.

[darksaphire2002]

Um…snakes are reptiles. The fuk?

[incorrectsnakefacts]

You’re An Idiot!!!!!!😤🤯😬😾

[kittilumpo]

echidna

[incorrectsnakefacts]

Gesundheit