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tristan | he/him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[bevsi]

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

[batmanglijandrobin]

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

[heedra]

i love shrikes because they’re horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname ‘butcherbird’ but they look like this

[cattletyrants]

#my mom the sculptor was making structures in the delaware water gap  #with lots of fiddly little pointy bits  #came back the next day to find them covered in dying songbirds  #thought it was a death threat  #turned out to be a shrike

[toxicmp3]

[wokeuplaughing]

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

[feelboss]

[fuks]

[trackpadprincess]

But have u seen the full thing

[roguecampingrainstorm]

“do you follow Jesus this close?” in comic sans is killing me

[von-felden]

I am obsessed with this milf mobile

[virgoprivilege]

this is what half this website thinks being butch is 

[997]

@ironpour

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[ferronnuff]

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments

[milf-adjacent]

The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen

[minmos]

chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.

thats bats. those are bats. to me

[minmos]

just like what a strange little creature. theyre related to hummingbirds. they cant actually sit and perch like most birds, the best they can do is cling to vertical surfaces. almost everything they do is done in mid-air. they have to drink by swooping at the surface of water with their mouth open. they build nests out of twigs they break off of branches as they fly by. they eat 5000-6000 bugs a day. And theyre the next president, of the united states of america

[shirtsthatgohard]

[punchesco]

simple as

[sleepy-bebby]

[vampsprite]

woshing him.

[sacred-portal]

[depsidase]

[gunpla]

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

hey everyone!!

i was wondering if anyone could help me raise my goal of $500 for my future classroom 🙏🏾

im currently working on my masters in education and i graduate in 2 months!! i was offered a full time teaching job in the fall at a school i really enjoy! the school im going to work in is very underfunded and i have to buy a lot of supplies out of pocket and id love and appreciate some support in helping my students!

here is a picture of me in my first day of my student teaching internship wearing my school days vest :D

i do have a job but because i am full time teaching (unpaid) as part of my internship i am only working for 1.5 hours twice a week at my university so im not making much and i wont get a paycheck from my full time job til mid august. my job is also only til the end of april so im working on getting another job during the summer!

i know times are tough right now so if you can even just reblog this post id really appreciate it!

venmo: $luedens

cashapp: $lueden

paypal: [email protected]

thank u so much in advance if u do reblog or donate! i really want my classroom to have some essentials before the school year starts so my students feel welcome!!

0/500

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

i added links to make it easier!!! im at 150/500

and i just graduated on saturday 🎉 🎓!! andddd its teacher appreciation week!!

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

THANK U SM TO THE PERSON WHO DONATED 100 😭😭

250/500

im halfway to my goal now! thank you for all the reblogs and kind messages!