KIWI MANGO FUCK

HAIL MARY JANE

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[gremlins-2-the-new-batch]

cant sleep because im thinking about this tiktok

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[sashacoki]

During Training

[yeahnoofcourse-deactivated20220]

Reasons for me to work out that aren’t related to my pants.

[atavus-blog]

[ultrafacts]

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[1337animeami]

Snitch puppy n warrior dog!

[leffery]

That is a pokemon

[chicposting]

[fatherharlot]

[onsighthoe]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

this shit so funny lmaoooo

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[glumshoe]

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

[piningmarten]

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

[glumshoe]

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[zanillani]

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

[glumshoe]

I’m not “holding” the mole.

The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

That there is one big mole. You moght want to have your dermatologist check it out.

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[highasaklaus]

[whyactlikeahuman]

[safeinpeetasarms]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[tastefullyoffensive]

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

[em-pocket]

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

#a masterpiece

[catchymemes]

[disease-deactivated20210414]

気持ち良さそうだね.

[analife]

Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

[poltervamp]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.