Incorrect Sneak Attack! Quotes

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Brenna: Why are you wearing a giant pair of shoes?

Milo: To see what life is like in someonelse's shoes.

Brenna: And what's it like?

Milo: Uncomfortable.

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Minister Rina: Your insolence has gone too far!

Greaek: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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Greaek [about Milo]: Does he look like a killer to you?

Akio: Everyone looks like a killer to me.

Greaek: Do I look like a killer to you?

Brenna: Yes, you kill my patience.

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Akio: I’d walk through fire for my friends. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair...

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Sherwood: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Akio: That's not a lot of inches.

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Brenna: Don’t underestimate us. Our team’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time.'

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Sherwood: I could strangle you.

Akio: You aren't tall enough.

Sherwood: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Sherwood: If you die, don’t come crying to me about it.

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Thaylin: You know, now that you mention it, there is something I'm needing from you.

Greaek: What?

Thaylin: Your absence.

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Greaek: Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today?

Milo: Um, is it because the war's over and we get to go home?

Greaek: That's exactly it, Milo. War's over, we won. Turns out you're the big hero and we're going to hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float and Akio here, is IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!! Akio: REALLY?! :D

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Brenna: And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.

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Akio: You know what they say: ‘A little childhood trauma builds character.'

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Sherwood: I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong.

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Greaek: You almost set me on fire!

Akio: Yes, but I didn't.

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Greaek: I don't like your accusatory tone.

Brenna: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

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Brenna: Did you really think you were going to get away with this?

Sherwood: Well... It would be stupid to say yes now.

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Brenna: Be careful, though.

Greaek: Aren’t I always?

Brenna: No, I think the word for how you usually are is “reckless”.