ain't no place like you

bernard "bernie" wijanto. 19. auradon state university freshman. son of cody. from the land down under. pal to the coolest mice in all the world (seriously, suck it, cinderella). still waiting for an eagle big enough to fly me around.

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text 💬 kernie

Kat: You have ACTUAL glitter boxers? Those sound so cute! You have to show me sometime!

Kat: I mean, like, can we prove it isn't? I've never touched the sun to find out, have you?

Bernie: [read]

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soldealva​:

Oh no, I’m sorry, I really should’ve put the emphasis on “modest” and not “one-piece”. I was picturing those old-timey bathing suits for men that are essentially rompers because they cover our chests? That’s what I meant by modest really, something that covers us as much as possible. But um, if you want to wear a bikini top, then you should. We’re in a pretty genderless era of fashion and even if we weren’t, I’m pretty sure no one would question it if you were rocking it.

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text 💬 bervery

Avery: DID YOU GET HIGH WITHOUT ME??

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bronie

Brody: OKAY FINE. Semi-grown men. But at least we're fun. I have no idea what that dude's problem was.

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bernanca

Bianca: Just curious but why no pants? Did you forget to do laundry again.

Bianca: Babies are teeny tiny. Like from your fingertips to your elbow to start with.

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bercey j

Lacey J: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S A FIVE SECOND RULE! NOT FIVE MINUTES! She probably felt bad for you because you were going to DIE soon!

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 bernise

Louise: You can marry anyone as long as you ask and they say yes! I say go for it! Maybe you could even propose with a pie or something! And the wedding could be pie themed! COULD I BE A FLOWER GIRL? Or a *flour girl?

Bernie: [read]

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text 🎸 bersaac

Isaac: okay I'm just curious !!! if you had a band what would you name it?????

Bernie: The Hairy Eagles!

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text 💬 kernie

Kat: ...Everywhere?

Kat: I was going to say, don't complain about glitter! Glitter is amazing! And besides, glitter likes to shine so it's not surprising that it ended up being attracted to you 😊 you're the shiniest most attractive person I know!

Bernie: Yeah! And I'm not even wearing my ACTUAL GLITTER BOXERS!

Bernie: But if that was true then why isn't the sun made of glitter? 🤔

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soldealva​:

Do you think a modest, one-piece swim suit on a guy would just get extra unwanted attention or would it help fly under the radar? Asking for a friend.

Wait, does that mean they make two pieces for guys? Because I thought all our options were just modest one pieces, except Speedos, which kind of feel like they’re just mankinis with the tops missing. My man-boobs want to hang out with triangles the way girl-boobs get to, though, triangles are the greatest of all shapes.

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text 💬 byles

Myles: I'm not going to lie, I didn't understand anything you just said, but it made you excited so I say FIND A WAY TO DO IT! That's what art is all about!

Bernie: [read]

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text 💬 kernie

Kat: Eagle is kind of a mood though! Eagles fly and are super cool and regal, that's why it rhymes, so you could do that! But I love the star eye one for you because it's super duper cute and so are you! You're the cutest! Which emoji would you give me?

Bernie: [read]

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💬 for avery and/or viper

Random number 7 for @avery-thatch !!

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text 💬 bervery

Bernie: Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we’re going. Hope there is candy.

[yesands]

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text 💬 bercey j

Bernie: She high fived me out of pity.

Bernie: I guess she doesn't know about the five minute rule. Those Doritos were either getting eaten or sent to triangle heaven, there was no reason to feel bad for me!

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living in a giant shoe

Heck yeah, I want to try it! Especially if it smells like shoe and not like house; I love shoe smell. How does it work? Tell me everything.

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