Incorrect Staccato Sonata Quotes

100% (in)accurate quotes from Rachael Marie Crawford's Staccato Sonata series

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Lee: It's a package from my father.

Solann: What is it?

Lee: It's heavy. Must be his hopes and dreams for me.

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Yun: Ming! Ming! I did something terrible.

Minghao: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Yun: Wait, what? What do you think I did?

Minghao: Doesn't matter, no one will ever know.

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Raele: We can't leave Haneul here. We have to lift her onto the bed.

Tel: Why? She's asleep. She's not gonna know.

Raele: Tel!

Tel: Well... I'll get her a pillow.

Raele: She's the princess!

Tel: Alright, two pillows.

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Alice: My lord, wake up!

Ambros: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out!

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Tel: [about his injured finger] Does it look blue to you?

Ambros: Looks just as happy as the other fingers.

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Renn: [saying grace] Thank you, Lord, for giving us this bounty during trying times.

Raele: So that's what this is... roast bounty.

Renn: [crosses himself]

Raele: Does that help?

Renn: With a touch of ketchup.

Lee: Thank God for ketchup!

Solann: He just did.

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Lee: Can't you do something about James?

Renn: You mean sit him down and have a talk with him.

Solann: No, we mean stand him up and have him shot.

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Raele: Okay, you've been in this mood for a week now and while I love the unexpected ups and downs of friendship, I've got to say I'm tired of Goofus and I'd like my Gallant back.

Renn: You can't just say a normal sentence, right? Just 'Hey, let's talk' is too dull for you.

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Jem, I know you heard a lot of talk about various disappointments this evening and I know you've heard a lot about it in the past. But I want to make this very clear. You, young man, your person and your existence, have never ever been--not even for a second--included in that list.

Emelle

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Solann: Cho Lee, there may be many things happening in this infirmary tonight, but your dying is not one of them.

Lee: But...

Solann: No! I did not sign on to your dying. And it is not going to happen. Not tonight, and not for a very long time. In fact, I demand to go first. Do I make myself clear?

Lee: Yes, Solann. You may go first.

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Charlie: Don't study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big egghead, and try to take over the world, okay? 'Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.

Milo: Promise. I will not go mad until we get you some boots.

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Anatole: Sex, it's great, right?

Milo: Not in front of the books, An.

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Jem: Pa, I never doubted you for a moment!

Noah: Thank you, Jemonte. You're lying though, right?

Jem: Yes. I doubted you very strongly.

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Ambros: Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Ambros: Whole year actually.

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[after Jeremiah decapitates a captive]

Kyle: Why did you do that? You promised to set him free.

Jeremiah: And I did. I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders.

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James: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Renn: We could attack them with hummus.

James: I stand corrected.

Renn: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Shall I get you a stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?

Christophe to Ambros