Sabrina: 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I’m taking about

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Sabrina: 90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I’m taking about
Prudence: Sorry I'm late
Agatha: What happened?
Prudence: Nothing, I just didn't want to come
Prudence: what's a bitch gotta do to get some flowers?
Sabrina: die apparently
Sabrina: it's all good, there's just two of me now
Ambrose: oh honey, you got a big storm coming
Sabrina, to Nick: screw you!
Caliban: I too, would like to be screwed
Sabrina: *sees mandrake Sabrina*
Sabrina: nice stolen personality you boring fucking bitch
Hilda: when's the last time someone opened the door for you?
Ambrose: when I got arrested
Sabrina: my roomie just locked me out
Theo: by that you mean your aunt
Sabrina: we call each other roomates
Zelda: I hate my own attitude sometimes like wtf you mad about now
Caliban: *summons flames*
Sabrina: why yours look like that?
Caliban: Don’t worry, if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine
Therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Lucifer: I give them the 'intro' tour and they just say shit like 'ooh spooky lol'
Therpist: that's not so bad
Lucifer: when I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said, 'big mood'
Roz: bro I am 3 kombuchas deep today my chakras are so aligned right now I think I'm about to start levitating out this bitch
Sabrina: replacing my heart with a lego, step on it now bitch
Lucifer: I just ended a 5 year relationship
Beelzebub: Are you okay ?
Lucifer: It's ok it wasn't my relationship
Ambrose: you guys say incorrect information with such confidence. it's amazing. proud of u
Faustus: I’m not a bad person
Lucifer: You tried to sacrifice your own children to a demon
Faustus: You got me there