#source: skoogeth

[incorrectspellman]

Therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Lucifer: I give them the 'intro' tour and they just say shit like 'ooh spooky lol'

Therpist: that's not so bad

Lucifer: when I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said, 'big mood'

[incorrect-saiyuki-quotes]

Goudai: Do you know why you're here?

8yr old Ken'yuu: whoa. loaded question. some philosophers believe-

Goudai: you peed on Hwang's lip balm

8yr old Ken'yuu: dr. pepper chapstick is garbage and she needed to know