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@incorrectspicecream-deactivated
Two quotes will be posted on Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays. Fridays and Saturdays will have no quotes.
Every alternate month will have no quotes, but I might be reblogging stuff.
Inactive Months: January, March, May, July, September, November
Cinder: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Neo: Apparently, we're not.
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
This is such a perfect post to welcome all the supposed newcomers to Tumblr.
Neo: We’re getting married, bitches!
Cinder: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Cinder: Didn't you die?!
Neo: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
*Calmy reblogs without context*
Cinder: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Neo: Is that a picture of you?
Cinder: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Neo: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Cinder: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
Neo: Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?
Cinder: Agreed.
Neo: Okay. What do you think the plan should be?
Cinder: I don’t care. I agreed. I did my part.
Neo: *transforms to look like Cinder*
Cinder: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Neo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Cinder: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks on, I don't want to hear shit.
Cinder: I hate you.
Cinder: As in, I actively hate you.
Neo:
Cinder: I am in hate with you
Cinder: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Neo: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Cinder: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Neo: Isn’t that just killing people?
Cinder: Ah, technically.
Neo: What are you drinking?
Cinder: Vodka.
Neo: Straight?
Cinder: No, gay. Why?
Neo: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Cinder: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Cinder, right after Neo leaves the room: I miss them already.
Cinder, trying to comfort Neo: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
