Josh: Bobby, is Rin gonna die?i
Bot: We all die someday, Josh
Josh: .....what?

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@incorrectsquad-quotes
Josh: Bobby, is Rin gonna die?i
Bot: We all die someday, Josh
Josh: .....what?
Josh: A shapeshifter who can only turn into things they eat
Rin: *turns into a puddle of cum*
Bot: Hey why are you like this
Robert: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of... Bre: But you have heard of me!
Bre: No I’m not a licensed teacher but I have been touched by your kids...and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them...
Robert: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Rin: that’s just something ugly people say
Josh: You actually were telling the truth..?
Robert: I do that quite a lot but people are always surprised!
Robert: A big man in a suit of armor.. take that away and what are you? Josh: A Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist...
Rin: I have never farted in front of him nor will I ever fart in front of him!
Yulon: she farts in her sleep…
Josh: *holds Bot up* Robert: Seriously, though, do I weigh anything to you? Josh: No, like holding a bunch o' grapes.
Bre: Robert, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Robert: Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
Robert: That was my sarcastic voice. Josh: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice. Robert: I've been told that.
Yulon: We’re going mattress shopping. Rin: You know, once we get it… we’ll have to break it in. *winks* Yulon: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline. Rin: ... Yulon: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Robert: Josh, I need your help. I screwed up big time.
Josh: Bot given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Bot: Anybody under 5′7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like what’re you gonna do? Headbutt them in the nipples?
Rin: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
[at store] Rin: excuse me? I lost my friends. Can I make an announcement Store clerk: of course Rin: *leans into mic* Rin: goodbye you little shits
Yulon: Rin, don’t say a word. Rin: … Rin: Fergalicious. Yulon: I said no words. Rin: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.