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Peter: *starts a fucking war*

Tony: *holding a camera* you're doing great, sweetie! love you!

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Tony: I hate myself

Peter: noo! don't say that! you're amazing!

Tony: listen, you already have enough love in your system for the both of us. let me continue with my self-loathing

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[after/during a battle]

Tony: okay, you tell them to, "put your hands up", you do your thing and I'll do mine. got it?

Peter: right!

Peter: *walks up to captured villains* PUT YOUR HANDS UP! *starts high-fiving everyone*

Tony: the hell are you doing?!

Peter: my thing

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Tony: I looked into the void and it said, "I love you, Tony"

Happy: hey, uh, I think Peter fell in a hole again

Tony: ah, that explains it

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Peter: you deserve so much more-

Tony: *places a finger on Peter's lips* you're already enough

Peter, crying: ok

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Peter: can I have a hug?

Tony: no

Peter: what, why?

Tony: because, if I hug you, I'm not gonna be able to let go

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Peter: hey, Tony! wanna compare hand sizes?

Tony: um, ok. sure. *places his hands over Peter's*

Peter: *holds Tony's hand* woah! your hand fits with mine perfectly!

Tony: *short circuiting*

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Tony: look me in the eyes and stay serious with me for a second

Peter: *smiling and giggling* your eyes are so beautiful

Tony: *forcing himself to stop smiling* nO!

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Peter: love is in the air!

Tony: yeah, and so is the flu

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Tony: I'm a smart person but every time something like this happens...

Peter: *walks by Tony* hey, babe!

Tony: ...my brain loses its ability to function

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Tony: *through the phone* I miss you, Peter

Peter: *through the phone* me too, I hate that you're so far away

Tony: yeah... since you're by the kitchen, can you get me a drink?

Peter: *from the other side of the room* sure!

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*Avengers Group Chat*

Peter: hi

*five minutes later*

Peter: everyone’s bones are wet

Tony: why would you say that??

Peter: nobody said hi back.

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Peter: my bf looks so good right now

Ned, looking around: tony's back?

Peter: no, but I just KNOW!

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Tony: peter, I'm in love with you

Peter: I know???

Tony: what, how do you know?

Peter: we're dating?

Tony: no we're not

Peter: we’re not???? *voice crack*

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Tony: of course I care about all of my friends equally

Bruce: we were attacked while you were away

Tony: is peter okay?!

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Tony: how did this happen?

Peter: [stuck in a trash can] how does anything happen? move past it

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Peter: I mean sure I have bad days

Peter: but then I remember what a cute smile I have