#source: tbbt

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: You’re giving me a sticker.

Bob: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”.

Yelena: I’m not a preschooler.

Bob: [shrugs] Fine, I’ll take it back.

Yelena: [defensive] I earned this. Back off.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: I don’t know... I just got the sense he didn’t like me.

Anakin: Did he say he didn’t like you?

Obi-Wan: Of course not. No one ever says they don't like you straight to your face.

Anakin:

Anakin: We have led different lives.

[thebluemallet]

Penelope, when Colin shows her their new home: When did you have time to get us a house? We JUST got engaged.

Colin: Remember that night we first kissed? Penelope: ...yes? Colin: ...a non-creepy amount of time after that.

[pinetree-thetooka]

[bridgertonincorrectquotes]

Kate: I made tea

Anthony: I don't want your tea

Kate: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea

Anthony: Then why are you telling me?

Kate: It's a conversation starter

Anthony: That's a lousy conversation starter

Kate: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

[randomcontent2019]

Charlie: [About Angel Dust] Aww, It's sweet that you care about him so much.

Husk: I do. And I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to him, and I wasn't at his bedside to say, "I told you so".

[juminhandfs]

Jumin: I'm easy-going

Jaehee: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler

Jumin: It was off by half a centimeter.It should have never been in circulation.

[raphael-angele]

Jason: So, demon spawn, what'd you get me for Christmas?

Damian, handing him a box: Here.

Jason: *opens box*

Damian: It's a first edition copy of Misery by Stephen King.

Jason: Oh, how original, even though I have 3 copies of these already.

Dick: Jason, be nice

Tim: Even I have to admit that's a nice gift. The kid probably murdered his allowance for that.

Damian: Oh, no, I didn't. That's one of his copies.

Jason: Wait a minute, you stole my book and gifted it back to me?

Damian: Yes.

Jason: You little-

Damian: Look at the first page

Jason: *sighs and opens book* (;° ロ°) *carefully takes a seat then reads aloud the text* To Jason, you can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. With best wishes, Stephen King

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Damian: Yeah, Raven wanted to get her book signed so I got one of your copies and went with her. Sorry if you didn't want anyone writing on it, he kinda added a few things to your notes

Jason: (⚆ᗝ⚆) *shaking, while holding the book* Stephen King read my notes?!?!?!

Damian: Yes, I remember him complimenting them and saying you were very observant.

Jason: