Incorrect Stobotnik

Completely accurate and real quotes. Since a few people have asked PLEASE feel free to draw my quotes, I would love to see them so throw me a ping <3. You can find the Stobtnik discord I run at https://discord.gg/AmUsbkT Credit to firstsergeant.alcoholist on instagram for the header!

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Robotnik: Stone?

Stone: What is it Ivo?

Robotnik: I can't sleep

Stone: Try to do some meditation, it'll help

Robotnik: No thanks, my therapist said I'm not supposed to be alone with my thoughts

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Robotnik: I'm sorry for what happened earlier.

Stone: How did you get in here?

Robotnik: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security, I'm here to apologize.

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Robotnik: So apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Robotnik: Agent—

Stone: You just had your tongue in my mouth five minutes ago. Don’t you dare call me ‘Agent’ Ivo.

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Stone: Robotnik has only yelled at me three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Stone: I’m not going to get into any more stupid arguments with you.

Robotnik: Water isn’t wet.

Stone: How the hell isn’t water wet?! IT’S WATER!

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Stone: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?

Robotnik: I practice.

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Stone: Look I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Robotnik: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.

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Stone: I’m an awful agent.

Robotnik: Yep.

Stone: …I was fishing for compliments.

Robotnik: Get better bait.

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Robotnik: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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I gotta know...what do you think Ivo and Stone’s first meeting was like??? Can you quote that? I’m super curious! It had to be chaotic ha!

I like to think it went something along the lines of this: [While standing in line at Starbucks]

Robotnik: I’d like a caramel macchiato with 10 shots of expresso.

Stone, behind him: Oh my god just do drugs like an adult.

[mrsaquaman187]

HEAVY BREATHING!!!! I need an entire fic of this entire one day!!! Hi by the way Im new to this ship and I’m totally in the “new freak out” stages so please don’t mind me cuz I’m extremely hyper about this!!! Thank yooooooooou!!!!

[drarreckyninja]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

found this over a year after the post and just HAD to write it lol

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Ohmygod I love this, everyone go read this fic it’s fantastic.

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Stone: Are you flirting with me?

Robotnik: I’m not sure, I’ve never really known what flirting is.

Robotnik: Let’s keep going, we’ll find out.

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Stone: Hey, are you okay?

Robotnik: Yeah.

Stone: You don't look okay...

Robotnik: Then stop looking.

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Stone: The nonviolent approach is probably better here.

Robotnik: I wasn’t going to use violence. I don’t always use violence…do I?

Stone:

Robotnik:

Stone: The important thing is you believe that.

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Stone: That was so hot, Robotnik.

Robotnik: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Stone: I'm so in love with you.

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Robotnik: Why didn’t you tell me?

Stone: Because of your tendency to overreact..

Robotnik: *standing up and slamming his hands on the table in a fit of rage* I do NOT overreact!

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Robotnik: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Stone: Those are wanted posters!