Jun 18, 2022
Robotnik: So apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Robotnik: So apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Person: Did you kill him??
Robotnik: Well, I did but it was accidental. The problem was that there were three people in the room so I was like ‘I better not’. But then I accidentally locked the door on myself and when I went to unlock it, I accidentally killed him because he was standing next to the door.
Person: How do you accidentally do all of that??
Robotnik: Because I’m me!
Robotnik: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
Sonic: *exists*
Robotnik: ….and so I took that personally.
Robotnik: People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
Robotnik: Not to brag or anything but there’s no limit to the amount of grudges I can hold.
Robotnik: I never have second thoughts.
Robotnik: That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.
Robotnik, to a group of new recruits: This'll brighten up your day. *points at sun* It's going explode eventually though. It all ends in darkness.
Robotnik: Anyway, kids, I'm your substitute today.