Worst. Heroes. Ever.

creator: wickedangst Submissions welcome!

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Boomerang: Is this how you imagined your life?

El Diablo: Well, yes. But then again I was a very depressed child.

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Harley: Our babies will be evil and crazy.

Deadshot: Not to mention imaginary.

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Harley: I did a bad thing. Rick: Does it affect me? Harley: No. Rick: Then suffer in silence.

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Amanda Waller: Why are you crying? Harley: Because I'm stupid. Amanda: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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Harley: Have you ever thought about going with your non-work interests? On my first date with my wife, all we did was talk about our mutual love of Meat Loaf. The singer, not the food. Rick: Oh, so the weirder of the two choices.

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Rick: You're not a hero, so I'm not really sure how you could help. Harley: Mmm-kay. No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.

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Deadshot: I can't leave you alone for five minutes. Harley: Does this mean no hug?

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Harley: I just called in sick. Let's go get really drunk. Boomerang: Damn straight.

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Harley: Do I look like a killer to you? Deadshot: Yes, you kill my patience.

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Really want to pick this blog up from the grave it's descended into so if you have any submissions feel free to send me some!

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Boomerang: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Katana? Rick: Have you ever played a game with Katana? Boomerang: No. Rick: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine? Katana [yelling at Harley]: FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!

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Harley: I thought you said we couldn’t do that. 
Deadshot: No I said you couldn’t do that. I can do anything I want. I’ve got guns.

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Harley: Are you doing this or is this me? Joker: I think that’s all you. Harley: Shit! I’m so fucked up!

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Deadshot: Are you okay? El Diablo: [leans in close] El Diablo: Don't ask stupid questions

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Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Amanda Waller

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Harley: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group? 
Deadshot: You did. 
Killer Croc: You said Floyd should be boss. 
El Diablo: And then you said “let’s vote,” and it was unanimous. 
Boomerang: And then you made him this little plaque, that said “Boss of Us”, you put little sparkles on it. 
Harley: Valid points, all.

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I don’t need a plan. I’ve got tequila.

Harley Quinn