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Totally real things that the Sweet Elite kids have said Submissions encouraged

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Scholar: you will never believe what Tadashi just asked me!

Axel: “can i borrow a comb?”

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Tadashi: I hate your guts

Axel: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Ellie: the wall of bong resin in my lungs should shield me from the effects of corona

Claire: PLEASE stay inside

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Neha: they say if you stay in front of a microwave while it’s on, your cells die

Neha: *sits patiently*

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Karolina: what kind of Popcorn do you want, sweet or salty?

Tadashi: I want it just like Scholar :)

Karolina: we do not sell ugly popcorn

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Scholar:I want a baby

Tegan: no

Tegan: but wait don’t ask some other guy I’ll do it

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Raquel: Neha and I are no longer friends

Neha: Raquel that is the worst possible way to tell people we’re dating

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Axel: I’ve connected the dots

Tadashi: you didn’t connect shit

Axel: I’ve connected them

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Ellie: ever since Tyler learned stan language he’s been going around talking as if he’s on twitter

Tyler: oof the call out, tea is scorching hot

Ellie: please stop

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Scholar: if you have ten cookies and someone takes away half of them, what will they have?

Raquel: a broken hand

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Axel: I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

Tadashi: GOOD

Tadashi: Cause I’m gonna kill you!!

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Raquel: why are you all in Scholar’s room?

Tyler: Well Scholar was here, and I came in cause I’m not comfortable enough with myself to be alone

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Tadashi: you’re right on time

Alistair: they don’t call me Big Ben for nothing!

Tadashi: they call you Big Ben?

Alistair:...no

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I don’t use OC’s. I’ve never had one. I just use myself as a self insert for the protagonist instead.

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Is that a challenge?

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I just replayed episode 0 and I’m still getting this sense that Scholar has a blood relation to Lady Arlington

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Ellie: Meijers is selling Christmas trees

Tegan: it’s too early

Ellie: fuck you

Tegan: fuck you, it’s September!