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- obi-wan star wars the clone wars incorrect quotes quote submissions are welcome!

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Padmé after Anakin lost his arm: Oh, Ani, you poor thing.

Anakin, high on sedatives: Hey! Don’t bring my financial status into this.

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Anakin: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis

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Obi-Wan: What did you do? I said distract them not knock them out!

Anakin: There’s just no pleasing you sometimes

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Dooku: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful

Obi-Wan: thank you for your sacrifice

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Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met

Obi-Wan: Two times zero is still zero, Anakin

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Anakin: Flirting is part of my heritage!

Rex: What does that mean?

Ahsoka: His master was a slut too

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Anakin: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be “cool”. They’re all posers.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

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Obi-Wan: Has anyone ever told you that you have anger issues

Anakin: I prefer the term “leadership skills”

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Mace Windu: What do you think is the hardest thing to say?

Obi-Wan: I’m sorry.

Ahsoka: I was wrong.

Anakin: Worcestershire sauce.

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Mace Windu: Would you say you’re independent?

Anakin:

Anakin: [looks at Obi-Wan]

Obi-Wan: [nods]

Anakin: Yeah I’d say so

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Anakin: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]

Ahsoka: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors

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[after Obi-Wan passes out]

Ahsoka: We can’t leave him here. We have to get him onto the bed.

Anakin: Why? He’s asleep. He’s not going to know.

Ahsoka: Anakin!

Anakin: Well... I’ll get him a pillow.

Ahsoka: He’s your Master!

Anakin: Alright, two pillows!

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Obi-Wan: So? How’s Anakin?

Ahsoka: Bad news

Obi-Wan: No...

Ahsoka, steps aside to reveal Anakin: He’s still alive

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Anakin: I love you

Obi-Wan: Don’t

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Obi-Wan: you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late

Anakin: jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what

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Obi-Wan: Anakin, NO!

Anakin: What?

Obi-Wan: Sorry, force of habit. Ahsoka, NO!

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“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”

- Anakin Skywalker