incorrect symphogear

hold a determination to fist▪submissons are open and welcome, but they have to be sourced ▪if you think something i posted is offensive, inappropriate or tasteless please tell me and i will remove it

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oh yeah by the way i'm not associated with any incorrect symphogear accounts on twitter. i have actually been thinking of making a twitter account and cross posting these but it may take me a while

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hi guys don't worry i haven't abandoned this blog i just didn't have motivation for a while but i WILL be back maybe soon

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Tsubasa: Uncle, I'm dating Maria now.

Genjuro:

Genjuro: *turns to Maria* Did she figure it by herself or did you have to tell her?

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Cagliostro: "Were you born a boy, or a girl?" Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Elfnein: I personally was created in a lab.

Prelati: Just straight up spawned.

Hibiki: I clipped through my mother, if you will.

Millaarc: I was summoned.

Miku: Our lord and savior Shem-Ha threw me up.

Chris: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time.

Elza: My existence is a figment of your imagination.

Shirabe: I was found in a cabbage field.

Kirika: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension.

Vanessa: I'm just a rock that grew legs.

Saint-Germain: I was born via cesarean, so one could say I was removed. Evicted, even.

Adam: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Leiur: You mean you guys aren't made of loose bolts by a passing alchemist?

Maria: This has gotten out of hand.

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Chris: Wanna get the mushroom soup?

Maria: I'm allergic.

Chris: Oh, how about the pepperoni pizza?

Maria: I'm vegan.

Chris: SO ARE WE GONNA EAT THE BUSHES OUT FRONT WHAT DO YOU WANT

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Kanade: Hey sexy.

Maria: Hi.

Kanade: Your sexy.

Maria: What about my sexy?

Kanade: It left. Went home. Ever since u decided to be a lil bitch. I know the difference between your and y'our. This is grindr not spelling bee central.

Maria: You were so close, and yet so far...

Tsubasa: y'our...

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Kanade: What are you, a cop? Fuck off

Tsubasa: Kanade...

Kanade: Okay, sorry, one more time.

Priest:

Priest: Do you take this woman to be y

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If two people were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Enki

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I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now! Thrilling!

Shem-ha

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Kanade: Did you know that if you break a bone it will usually heal back stronger than before?

Hibiki: So what you're saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Kanade: Y-

Miku: Do not.

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Elfnein: Why are you being so mean? We had a bonding moment! You kissed me!

Carol: Nope. Don't remember, didn't happen.

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Vanessa: We have to split up.

Millaarc: But what if I have a bitchy opinion and/or comment?

Vanessa: Just whisper it into the wind, and if it's juicy enough I will hear it.

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Millaarc: I was in a race once!

Millaarc: Well, *I* called it a race, the police called it resisting arrest.

Millaarc: They're mad when they lose.

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Maria: Elfnein, I'm on my way. Please try to keep Carol from swearing at anybody.

Carol, taking control: Fuck you. I'm not an idiot.

Maria: There you go, like that.

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Miku: My emotions are like fine wine.

Hibiki: Huh? Why?

Miku: They stay bottled for years and can kill if opened incorrectly.

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Tsubasa: This is a crime scene.

Carol, in control of Elfnein's body, holding ice cream from the victim's freezer: What, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick!

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Tsubasa:Rules are made to be broken.

Maria:Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Kirika:Uh,piñatas.

Shirabe:Glow sticks.

Hibiki:Karate boards.

Chris:Spaghetti,when you have a small pot.

Tsubasa:Rules.

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so this turned out to be the complete opposite huh.