Cagliostro: "Were you born a boy, or a girl?" Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Elfnein: I personally was created in a lab.
Prelati: Just straight up spawned.
Hibiki: I clipped through my mother, if you will.
Millaarc: I was summoned.
Miku: Our lord and savior Shem-Ha threw me up.
Chris: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time.
Elza: My existence is a figment of your imagination.
Shirabe: I was found in a cabbage field.
Kirika: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension.
Vanessa: I'm just a rock that grew legs.
Saint-Germain: I was born via cesarean, so one could say I was removed. Evicted, even.
Adam: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Leiur: You mean you guys aren't made of loose bolts by a passing alchemist?
Maria: This has gotten out of hand.