#imcorrect quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: My husband said I shouldn't come here anymore.

Voldemort: And yet here you are...on my lap.

Bellatrix: I'm such a bad wife.

Voldemort, smirking: No. You're a good Death Eater.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Zephon: You've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

Turel: *warm laugh of fond reminiscence* I did do that.

[lrsmoony]

Iroh: [opening the door to the Jasmine Dragon unceremoniously] One feels like a turtleduck splashing around in all this wet. and when one feels like a turtleduck one is happy.

Zuko: [pouring two cups of tea, looks up to his Uncle, face lightining up] Ooooh, turtleducklings!

Iroh: [laughing loudly before walking out] Too old to be a turtleduckling! Quack quack!

Sokka: [who was just there to drink the hangover tea brew Zuko had offered him earlier] .... What, and I cannot stress that enough babe, the fuck?

[between-two-fandoms]

The JatP scriptwriters, probably: So Kenny, how much gay subtext do you want?

Kenny, probably: Yes.

[lewierre]

daniel: i am such an hopeless bromantic

max: what?

daniel: like, high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets

[quirkincorrectquotes]

Kaminari: Long story short, I choked on Febreze.

Bakugou: How the hell do you do that?

Kaminari: Simple, I spray too much Febreze and then choke.

[incorrecthaniwaquotes]

Ken: I wish my younger brother would appreciate how low I set the bar for him

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

6: Not everything can be fixed with duct tape…. you know that right?

Carver: Fucking watch me!