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Incorrect TAZ Quotes

@incorrecttaz

Incorrect quotes from ALL of the main TAZ campaigns!!!

39 posts

Oct 28, 2025

Merle: I hate you with every inch of my body! Taako: That’s not a lot of inches.

#taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taz taako #taz merle #taako #taako from tv #merle highchurch #merle hightower highchurch #taako taaco

Oct 27, 2025

Fitzroy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Argo: Literally or figuratively? Fitzroy: I have to specify?

#taz #taz grad #taz graduation #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #taz argo #taz fitzroy #fitzroy maplecourt #sir fitzroy maplecourt #argo keene

Oct 27, 2025

*While planning to break in somewhere* Magnus: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Taako: What? Magnus: "Get Help." Taako: No. Magnus: C'mon, you love it! Taako: I hate it. Magnus: It's great! It works every time! Taako: It's humiliating. Magnus: Do you have a better plan? Taako: No. Magnus: We're doing it! Taako: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Magnus, carrying Taako: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Taako at guards, knocking them out* Magnus: Ahh, classic! Taako: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Magnus, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

#taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taz magnus #taz taako #magnus burnsides #taako from tv #taako taaco #i'm 100% convinced if this movie had come out before balance ended they would've done this in canon

Oct 26, 2025

Magnus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Merle: Oh, you’ve been? Magnus: Once. In Monopoly.

#taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #taz magnus #taz merle #merle highchurch #magnus burnsides #merle hightower highchurch #WE'RE SO BACK

Oct 9, 2025

I’m sure this is a side blog but please keep making these, they’re so good!

hello friend I'm sure this has been sitting in the inbox for a VERY LONG TIME but I have only just returned to the land of Tumblr

I would like you to know that now that I have remembered the existence of this blog I'm very much open to making them again!!! I have unfortunately only listened to Balance, Amnesty, and Graduation however and am unable to provide quotes for the newer seasons

Therefore...

I'M ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS AND WILL SMACK POST ON EVERY GODDAMN ONE EVEN IF I DON'T GET IT

#taz #the adventure zone #adventure zone #thezonecast #the zone cast #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz graduation #taz ethersea #taz vs dracula #taz steeplechase #idk what other tags to use to get attention on this post smh

Sep 27, 2021

Duck, in the woods: Oh shit, there's a wolf

Ned: W-where?

Duck: No, the regular kind.

#duck newton #ned chicane #edmund chicane #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #the zone cast

Sep 26, 2021

Firbolg: I think Fitzroy was right.

Argo: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here declaring 'I told you so'

Ranier: No, he wouldn't do that!

Fitzroy: Ranier, you're right. You are 100% right. I would never say that.

Fitzroy turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Fitzroy Told You So' on the back, while Ranier and Argo are trying not to die laughing*

#fitzroy maplecourt #taz firbolg #taz ranier #argo keene #firbolg taz #ranier taz #taz graduation #taz grad #the adventure zone graduation #the adventure zone #the zone cast

Sep 26, 2021

Merle: You don't care who you piss off, do you?

Taako: Not in the slightest, nope.

#taz taako #taako taz #taako from tv #merle highchurch #merle hightower highchurch #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #the zone cast #ngl this js probably canon tbh

Sep 25, 2021

Firbolg: Fitzroy?

Fitzroy: Yes?

Firbolg: Can a person... breathe inside of a washing machine while it is on?

Fitzroy:

Fitzroy: Where's Argo?

#fitzroy maplecourt #taz firbolg #argo keene #taz grad #taz graduation #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #the zone cast

Sep 25, 2021

Duck, after becoming Mundane: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Ned: If you have to ask, you're not even remotely close.

#duck newton #ned chicane #edmund chicane #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #taz duck #taz ned #alcohol tw

Sep 24, 2021

Magnus: Look, we gotta act like responsible adults!

Taako: I just ate 70 ice pops out of pure spite and you don't know how to use a microwave. How are we responsible adults?

Merle, clearly stuck in a vase: He has a valid point.

#magnus burnsides #taz taako #merle highchurch #merle hightower highchurch #taz magnus #taz merle #taz balance #the zone cast #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #taako from tv

Sep 24, 2021

NOT ME ABOUT TO QUEUE UP A BUNCH OF SHIT

STAY TUNED NERDS

Aug 16, 2021

Fitzroy: I have a black belt!

Argo: What, like... Karate?

Fitzroy: No, from Gucci

#reposting a few from the beginning of this blog now that we have followers #because i feel like this one went unappreciated and it made me CACKLE #what no im not doing this because im out of ideas stfu

Aug 15, 2021

Taako: Go ahead, ask him "What's your name?" in Elvish.

Magnus, in Elvish: Hey, what's your name?

Jenkins, in Common: Sir, I'm from Neverwinter.

#taz balance #taz jenkins #magnus burnsides #taz taako #taz magnus #the adventure zone balance #the adventure zone #the zone cast

Aug 14, 2021

Duck: Pretty thick country up there. You make a couple of mistakes up there, you're gone.

Ned: I think we'll be okay. I was a boy scout. Aubrey, you were a girl scout, right?

Aubrey: No, but I ate a brownie once!

#taz amnesty #duck newton #ned chicane #aubrey little #taz duck #taz ned #taz aubrey #edmund chicane #the adventure zone amnesty #the adventure zone #the zone cast

Aug 14, 2021

Magnus: How can you not care?!

Taako: Like this. *shrugs*

#taz balance #taz taako #magnus burnsides #taz magnus #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #the zone cast

Aug 13, 2021

Fitzroy: He might be okay!

*huge explosion*

Fitzroy: ...Well, no. Probably not now.

#fitzroy maplecourt #sir fitzroy maplecourt #taz graduation #taz grad #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #the zone cast

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