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hey guys

incorrecttedgensquotes

ship that becomes slightly implied after 8 years

hey guys

#tedgens #digital ticket

henry: i just wish you’d admit when you’ve made a mistake.

ted, stirring his coffee: i actually prefer it with salt,

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #ted x hidgens #im ready for queue ya bastard!

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henry: it’s day 183 of being quarantined inside. i’ve seen so many things, so many gruesome ends, and i’ve observed only one thing-

ted: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

emma: *off-key kazoo*

henry: -there is no intelligent life here.

#seems appropriate to rb rn tbh #tedgens #tgwdlm #ted x hidgens #ted richards #ted tgwdlm #henry hidgens #emma perkins

*ted and henry texting*

ted: agagjsgsjs

henry: what is that

ted: it’s a key smash

henry: how do i do it

ted: just press anything

henry: 7

#creds to incorrectpeipquotes on tumblr!#tedgens #tgwdlm #professor hidgens #ted richards #ted #the guy who didn't like musicals #henry hidgens #starkid

starkid’s black friday spoilers: without context

#potential spoilers #but not really #starkid #black friday #not tedgens #also im back bitches #tgwdlm

paul: you just have to be yourself.

ted: be myself? paul, i have one day to win over henry’s college friends. look - how long did it take you guys to start liking me?

charlotte: couple weeks.

bill: six months.

emma: jury’s still out.

ted: see? be myself - what kind of garbage advice is that?

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #yeeks its been a minute #if you havent yet today please eat something and drink some water #ily rats

emma: okay, so let’s be real. is anyone here straight? like, any one of you?

everyone:

ted: *slowly raises his hand*

henry: *slowly lowers ted’s hand*

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #i havent been postin at all im terrible #someone take all of my college applications and do them PLEASE #also tedgens is dying we all know it and the stigma atounf it just - makes me self concious #like i dont like posting because theres a whole stereotype around it that its fetishist and really #theres only like three people that are the problem #but like two of my friends and i that were some of the og content makers are mlm and like #i just dont get it yanno #but im trying to keep posting #but at the same time #if you are one of those people thats weird and creepy and obsessive about mlm #get the fuck off my blog :)#anyway that made no sense #but if you read it #youre an mf G and i lov u #sorry for the rant im just super stressed rn ya digg

ted ordering a cake, probably

bakery: and what would you like the cake to say?

ted, covering the receiver with his hand: henry. do we want a talking cake

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #ted x henry #im so inactive kill me

ted: i love you

henry: *shoving a basket of laundry into teds hands* stop saying i love you to get out of chores

#tedgens #tgwdlm #professor hidgens #ted richards #WOWOW this ones old

henry: what are friends with benefits?

ted: oh,,,, they’re like - a special type of friends.

henry: like us?

ted: *chokes*

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards

ted: *gets down on one knee*

henry: oh my God. it’s finally happening

ted: *ties his shoe*

henry: *tearing up* he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #ted x hidgens #ted x henry #ooOof someone tell me to write succulents

henry: it’s dark. i’m scared.

ted: don’t worry babe, i got this.

ted: *stomps feet and skechers light up*

#this is canon #tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards #queue and me but mostly me #hall of fame

henry: babe come over

ted: i can’t i’m eating garlic bread

henry: but nobody else is home

ted: yeah but it’s the kind with the cheese on top

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards

henry answering the phone: hello?

ted: it’s ted.

henry: what did he do this time?

ted: wh - no, it’s me

henry: ah.

henry: what did you do this time?

#tgwdlm #tedgens #professor hidgens #ted richards

henry: when you said you were “magic in bed”, i must admit, this is not what i was expecting-

ted: is this your card?

henry: *softly* holy shit

#tgwdlm #tedgens #shut up ben #professor hidgens #ted richards #ted x hidgens

ted: *compliments henry, brings him coffee while he works, visits him at the lab, listens to everything henry’s passionate about, comforts him when he’s sad, smiles at him as if he’s the most beautiful thing in the universe*

henry: what? ted has a crush on me? no he doesn’t!

#tgwdlm #tedgens #credits to justanotherthrucefan #professor hidgens #ted richards #again fic/hc requests are still open #im very out of practice so

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