Incorrect Teen Wolf Quotes

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Scott: Why did I risk my life for a devil like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.

Nogitsune: Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad fox.

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Derek: This is far and away the worst thing you have ever done! I am livid with you!

Stiles: We're not supposed to be arguing, Derek! We're supposed to be making love!

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Stiles: Derek’s even wearing his formal leather jacket.

Derek: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go... 'Cause of your butt.

Stiles Stilinski to Derek Hale

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I embraced the Void, but the Void said 'no thanks'

Stiles Stilinski

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I'm glad he's single, because I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

Lydia Martin about Jackson Whittemore

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I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Derek Hale 

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Chris: You fucked a werewolf?!?!

Allison: What’s the big deal? I used a condom. 

Kate: Well it looks like your safe sex lecture worked.

Chris: Shut the fuck up.

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Scott: Stiles, are you gay?

Stiles: Am I gay? [laughs] I'm ecstatic!

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Lydia: Stiles, you have 6 massage chairs.

Stiles: Well they don't make a massage couch!

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You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

Derek Hale to Kate Argent

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My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! You don’t even know what I was writing about! ‘Hunk’ can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, when it says that your eyes are ‘penetrating’, I meant to write ‘bulging’. And ‘S’ doesn’t even stand for Stiles for that matter, it stands for Sanjit, a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all…

Derek Hale to Stiles Stilinski

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Isaac: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.

Erica: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option

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God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.

Derek Hale

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When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.

Chris Argent

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It must be really hard when all your friends have, like superpowers; banshee, werewolf, witch, kitsune; and you’re, like, this little nothing.

Jackson Whittemore to Stiles Stilinski