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Julia: I just want Sniper to take me out.

Dominic: Like on a date, or with a rifle?

Julia: Either.

(Source: Brooklyn 99)

so my parents live in the same neighborhood as Ada Palmer and today I was walking to get coffee and just casually ran into her on the street and she told me my new genderqueer name is awesome

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Dominic: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Carlyle: Well, some people might say that all that black leather makes you look like an evil villain...

Dominic:

Carlyle: Not me! I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

(Source: Brooklyn 99)

If you wish to date Me, you must first defeat My seven evil exes.

J.E.D.D. Mason

The seven evil exes are all Dominic.

Sniper: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."

JEDD: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

(SOURCE: The Princess Bride)

Bridger: "Sniper, no sniping! Sniper, no sniping! Sniper, no ‒"

(SOURCE, approximately: Dora the Explorer)

Thirteen years ago

Ancelet: "What is wrong with you, Mycroft?!"

Mycroft: "Well, I kill people and I eat hands; that's two things."

(SOURCE: Llamas with Hats 1)

Young Apollo seeks advice from Mushi Mojave. (SOURCE: xkcd comic 1610.)

Madame: I just need you to stay calm, okay?

Cornel MASON: I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

cousincarlyle

Madame: Jehovah has had business classes!

JEDD: 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles.

timeforsnipersopinion

I will stop wearing black when My Peer, your Creator, deigns to invent a darker colour.

Jehovah Epicurus Donatien D’Arouet Mason

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timeforsnipersopinion

I will stop wearing black when My Peer, your Creator, deigns to invent a darker colour.

Jehovah Epicurus Donatien D’Arouet Mason

tiny brain: living in the only utopia man has ever known, a world so pacific that a single spree killing is the worst historical event in anyone's living memory

medium brain: okay instead of being executed the spree killer is running errands for the world's elite, that's kind of weird

glowing brain: the elite group he's running favors for is a neoreactionary sex cult

awakened brain: who is presenting the literal antichrist, not that I know what an antichrist is, to take over our society completely

galactic buddha body: and I'm voting for him!

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