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"I don't feel sorry for men" -Stella Gibson

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Stella, reading off a paper: “if he’s 23 and I’m 15, what would that feel like?” ILLEGAL KATIE.

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Stella: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Stella: Not you, Dani, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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why is “pretty boy” considered an insult. like, call me a pretty boy. call me a pretty boy right now, i want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.

Tom Anderson

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Stella: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.

Jim: That’s your normal face.

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“I was just asking a question, Jim. How are you not murdered ever hour?”

— Stella Gibson, at some point

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Gail: Ma'am, where is everyone?

Stella: Hiding from me. They think I don’t know, but Tom is live-tweeting the whole thing.

Stella: He live-tweets everything. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.

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Dani: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic... I just described a dog, didn't I?

Stella: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Sally-Ann: You gotta understand, Olivia. Your dad had a very terrible childhood.

Olivia: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

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Jim: Why did you headbutt me?!

Stella: I would punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Stella: You know what? We’re all friends. Might as well get it over with. I’m bi. I’ll now field about half a minute of questions.

Tom: What made you decide to tell us now?

Stella: Eastwood found out last week, and I was positive he was not gonna be able to keep the secret much longer.

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Matt: Bye, Stella!

Matt: I mean, not BI, but BYE——I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with men! Just bangin’ guys left and right!

Stella: Thanks, Eastwood.

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Stella: describe your ideal man.

Katie: he's dark and mysterious, and he can sing, and he plays the organ.

Stella: i think you just described the phantom of the opera.

Katie: mmm

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Stella: Why do people think bisexuality is confusing? It’s not.

Dani: You know what is confusing? Bi-annual. Does it mean every two years or twice a year? No one knows.

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Gail: Don’t worry, I don’t want things to be awkward. I’m going to send him a text while he’s sleeping that says “We’re done.”

Stella: Clear. Accurate. But do you feel like it’s enough?

Gail: “We’re done… Goodbye.”

Stella: Yes. That should do it.

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Gail: I told Dani about how I approved of your strategy for breaking up with my boyfriend and she said that we were quote “sociopaths,” unquote

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I refused to give Santa a Christmas list because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything.

Stella Gibson

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Gail: You remind me of the ocean.

Stella: Why the ocean?

Gail: Because you're salty and you scare people.

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Dani: *phone starts ringing* Tom: *looks at who is calling* Tom, laughing: You still call your dad "Daddy?" Dani: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Tom* Dani: Yes Ma'am? Tom: *chokes on drink*

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Katie: There's not one embarrassing photo of Paul. Even his mugshots were cute.