totally correct andi mack quotes

100% legit true quotes said in the show. (tjrus and muffy enthusiast)

[incorrecttjrus]

Buffy: You are a dramatic.

Cyrus: I am not!

Buffy: Okay, then ask Andi how she is and come and tell me exactly what she said.

Cyrus: Hey, are you okay?

Andi: No, I think God is playing a joke on me.

Buffy: So, is Andi doing fine?

Cyrus: Gosh, I really don’t think so. She said that God might be bored because Ellen Degeneres isn’t entertaining enough anymore so He decided to prank Andi mercilessly and thus ruin her life. I feel so sorry for that poor soul, oh, my heart can’t take this.

Buffy: What the fuck.

[incorrecttjrus]

Cyrus: When I was small-

TJ: *snorts* "Was"

[incorrecttjrus]

Cyrus: My name is Cyrus Goodman. And you are?

TJ: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

[incorrecttjrus]

Bex: How is everyone?

Andi: Love isn’t real.

Buffy: What is the purpose of life?

Cyrus: Reality itself is a figment of our imaginations.

Jonah: But what do our imaginations run on?

TJ: What is even real?

Amber: How can we even tell?

Marty: Bye.

Bex: …bye.

[incorrecttjrus]

Buffy: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

TJ: I’m a knife.

Cyrus, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

[incorrecttjrus]

TJ: Are you a cuddler?

Cyrus: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTR-yeah i'm a cuddler.

[incorrecttjrus]

TJ: *yawns*

Cyrus: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

TJ: *tilts his head* Then you must be exhausted.

Cyrus: *blushes furiously*

[incorrecttjrus]

[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Buffy and Jonah: [Spinning a little and talking]

Cyrus and Andi: [Fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

[incorrecttjrus]

Cyrus: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

Andi: Of course.

Cyrus: Tell me.

Andi: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Cyrus: Good.

[laurbyboom]

if you dont reblog this youre straight

[daydreamerofyesterday]

Not on my fucking watch buddy

[gamegameboi]

[incorrecttjrus]

Cyrus: TJ I can fit the whole world in my hands

TJ: Cyrus that’s impossib-

Cyrus: *cups TJ's face in his hands*

TJ: ….

TJ: *tearing up* I have a reputation to maintain-

[incorrecttjrus]

I don’t talk about feelings. I don’t have any. I’ve never seen one.

TJ

[incorrecttjrus]

Buffy: You know what, TJ? You know what you are?

TJ: Good looking, immensely talented, and better than you?

Buffy: Stupid. You are stupid.

[incorrecttjrus]

Cyrus: I am manly

*Cyrus, after watching Mufasa’s death scene*

Cyrus: *crying wailing into TJ's shoulder* hE JUST, DIED. AND LEFT HIS SON HEARTBROKEN AND HE’S JUST GONE NOW AND-

[incorrecttjrus]

[texting]

Cyrus: Movie concept: Sharknado vs. Storm from X-Men. She can control the tornado, but not the sharks.

TJ: Who is this???

[incorrecttjrus]

TJ: I go into housewife mode when I’m in a relationship. I will make you waffles every morning.

Cyrus: This is a lie.

Cyrus: I’m literally dating this guy, this is a lie.

Cyrus: You don’t even know how to make waffles, TJ, what is this!

[incorrecttjrus]

Random person: *saying that TJ is a heartless bitch*

Cyrus: That is incorrect.

Cyrus: *sets up PowerPoint presentation*

Cyrus: Here are 101 reasons why you are wrong.