gay boy advanced™🍒

im just a gay + ace boy who sees funny posts and reblogs them 😭

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[considernature]

Here's an adult one, for the curious. They keep the lil striped ears.

Image credit: Jamie Lantzy under CC BY-SA

[catchymemes]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[magicspacedragon]

[keroxyg]

youtube what

[boccher]

[wordswithimages]

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[pretentioussongtitle]

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

[the-rain-monster]

I did this with a fig tree once while hungover as shit and on a walk of shame. Best damn figs I ever ate in my LIFE.

[roach-works]

when i was a teenager in san diego i was an absolutely unrepentant orange thief. climbed a fence to reach a particularly good pomegranate too. scrumping is a noble tradition of whores stretching back centuries and i won’t hear a word against it

[kingscrown666]

I understood what it meant from the context, but I had to look it up cuz no fucking way is that a real word. And

It is. Scrumping.

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[willgrahamscock]

take your time

[gayvampyr]

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass

[hummeltelescope]

[memorycycle]

so th queen can move so fast in chess cus she farts hard with that ass

?

?

[sixpenceee]

A sign in thailand.

[agedlikemilky]

This is amazing.

[glxoss]

The “love you” is sending me

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[agressiveyodeling]

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

[toniins]

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

[greelin]

what exactly is being advertised here.

[homeboygirl]

thank you spongebob

[homeboygirl]

and women

[animentality]

[pinklovehearts]

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