Incorrect Tottenham Hotspur

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Hello hello it’s been a while, but I’m back!

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Pedro: You’re so tall, Micky. What can you see up there?

Micky: Everyone’s flaws.

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Dele: but I’m special

Jose: no Dele, I am the special one

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Dele: you make me so angry, so quickly. It's remarkable.

Eric: i literally said four words.

Dele: yet here i am, boiling with hate.

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Winks: Hey Toby, do you wanna help?

Toby: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Eric: ok lets assume you're right

Toby: i’m always right

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Spurs players: *fighting over who cheated in uno*

Poch: i give up

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Dele: Well, whats your ideal date?

Jan: Watching you get hit by a bus.

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Hugo: no fighting!

Hugo: *points at Eric* Oi! No fighting.

Hugo: *points at Dele* No fucking fighting.

Hugo: *points at Winks* No fighting.

Hugo: *moves round in a circle* NO FUCKING FIGHTING!

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Hi guys! Sorry i’ve been so inactive!! Keep sending in submission, i’ll start posting real soon

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Trippier: You’re so tall, Hugo. What can you see up there?

Hugo: Everyone’s flaws.

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Dele: Who the fuck?

Hugo: Language.

Dele: Whom the fuck?

Hugo: No.

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Jan: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell! Toby: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that then!

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Hugo: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?

Kane: [sighs]…Dele.

Dele: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.

Sonny: [wipes tear] Inspirational.

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Slowly posting the submissions. Sorry its late!!

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Poch: Alright, listen up, you little monsters!

Poch: …Not you, Sonny. You’re an angel, and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Eric: do you think Dele loves me?

Kane: brave of you to think Dele loves anyone but himself