The Incorrect Universe Portal

The only place you can ask your..... peculiar questions to the people of My Incorrect Universe

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Welcome

Microphone Blaring from somewhere unknown: Welcome..... To the Land of @7soulstars Incorrect Universe. Well you see.... The people of our Universe were feeling a bit bored and out of that boredom was born our hotline where we send your asks to our people and we send their beloved replies back to you.....

Here's a list of those you can talk to together or alone:

Thranduil

Legolas

Haldir

Lindir

Elrond

Throrin

Aragorn

Bilbo

Gandalf

Loki

Bucky

Tony

Stephen

Wanda

Vision

Natasha

Rhodey

Sam

Scott

Peter Parker

Rocket

Groot (Who will probably be translated by one of his companions)

Thor

Zemo

Steve

Mobius

Bruce

Sherlock

John

Mycroft

Moriarty

Mrs Hudson

Eurus

Hri a.k.a @7soulstars herself

That is all for now and we hope you enjoy your stay........ *static noises*

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[incorrectuniversehotline]

Sherlock!! How's lockdown been treating you and what's the one thing you want to do when you can finally go out? I'd love to go for a long drive at night followed by coffee and stargazing, care to tag along after one of your cases? 😉🥰

We're so sorry we could not answer earlier darling it's really difficult to knock out a detective with the hyperactivity of a 5 year old. I'm sorry Sherlock could not answer this because he would be purely rude. And we can't have him be mean to one of our friends? I hope you are our friend. Sherlock has spent most of this quarantine annoying me and Hri, yelling and getting yelled at by Mycroft and Mrs Hudson. And an unbelievable amount of very poorly cheated Cluedo. Hri somehow got rid of his ciggarettes and he has even become crazy enough to the point to write Moriarty letters (it's surprising how much a criminal is worried about his and his nemesis' health to not cause any problems). Yesterday was oddly quiet as he sat sulking in a corner pouting and making us promise that the first thing we do after quarantine is to pick up as many cases possible (as if he hasn't been doing that online) and then go pet some dogs?? I suppose he would be okay with hanging out after all that.... I and Sherlock hope you are safe and healthy and keeping yourself occupied like we are. Mrs Hudson and Hri send love and we hope to see you soon *waves a knocked out Sherlock's hands dramatically at you*

~J.W

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Lindir ! My sweet darling elf! Are you well ? You better not be stressing yourself over running errands for Lord Elrond or he will be hearing an earful from me! Oh how long I have wanted to ask you this! Has Rumil returned you your chess pieces ? What do you think of Thranduil's wife ??

Suilad (Hello)..... Do not fret yourself over me for I am quite well ! But it seems like your threats have led Lord Elrond to provide me with an awfully ridiculous amount of rest even after my protests of enjoying my work and now I am doing nothing but sitting in my house while writing you this post(Is that what it is called?) and drinking elven rose tea rather than handling important affairs. I must say it is quite refreshing though.... I do not quite receive letters worrying about my well being quite often unless it is Lord Elrond and Her Highness...... *smiles without noticing*

To your question regarding the chess pieces and my brother , I am afraid I will never get them back for Rumil..... *sights*he insists I must loose a game against him to get them back. As an elf it goes against my principles for I shall never stoop as low as to loose purposefully. I shall rather ask her highness (King Thranduil's wife) whether she could bring me another one of those sets from her world...

Her Highness is one of the most commendable beings I have ever arguably met and quite a peculiar one too..... She insist that I address her with her name which after quite a lot of persistence I have finally agreed to.... She is quite smart and she is awfully nice to everyone like Lord Elrond is... But that does not mean she cannot fight for herself in fact most if us are still scared (quite embarrassingly so) by the fact that she had once eaten that bear *gets goosebumps*.She is also someone I consider a mellon (friend) for she takes time out of her precious day to spend time and play chess with me..... (She also brought me this contraption called a watch that shows me the time accurately so that I'm never late)

I suppose I must end this post now but I shall be glad to hear from you or anyone from over and beyond the portal again

~ Lindir of Rivendell

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My dearest Thranduil and Loki, my beautiful and wise star guide

How are you starshines, my loves. Now, don't you get all cocky and sassy. I know you far too well. I can see you both bursting of pride, Get hold of yourselves. 

Thranduil, don't even think about it! No sassy comments about pride or magnificence, you are better than that. You do know I'm raising my eyebrow here, don't you.☺ I'm honestly curious how you are doing, meleth nin. I love you so much it sometimes hurts. You didn't know that, did you. ❤

And Loki, stop rolling your eyes and making faces, please, just answer the question, ok love? You've been my guide all my life so please, tell me, my amazing god of mischief, my magician and trickster how are you doing. I love you with all my heart. ❤

Forever yours  

A

*Thranduil and Loki sitting on cushioned thrones as they drink wine as they rightfully can*

Thranduil: Now I may argue you praise us more than required but that would be an absolute lie considering how magnificently beautiful we are. I must say I am doing quite well Nin Lend (My sweet) for I have my kingdom safe, quiet and at peace unlike those disgraceful dwarves. Do not worry yourself enough to hurt your heart for I too will worry so and hurt mine.....

Loki *tries to keep a smile on his face because everytime he rolls his eyes something hits him in the back of his head out of nowhere*: You amuse me darling....Well I am not surprised to know I am your guide who wouldn't want me as their guide and savior! I must say I am doing fabulously great for someone who 'allegedly' messed up a universe's timeline (don't tell Hri about this). Also...... I-I- *looks away embarrassed as he mumbles*I hope you are doing okay and take care of yourself- ARE WE DONE!?

~T.O ans L.O/L/F

[incorrectuniversehotline]

Sherlock ! How are you ? What was your favourite date with your girlfriend ?

Ah! Straight to the point good! No need for formalities as I can already read that we are going to get along quite well. I am absolutely stoked with the progress in my newest case. You forgot to add John in that question but my favourite date was that one time I solved a case involving a Shark called Sheryl and a missing scuba diver. I got called the Smartest man in town by my girlfriend which I undoubtedly am but it made me extremely hyperactive for the next three days. Really dangerous for ones heart this thing is 'affection'. Anyways I cannot see you through this.... Ask? Is that what they call it? But do ask me any interesting questions if you wish.. Ta-ta!

~S.H