Incorrect Valhalla Quotes

things Valknut&Co said... at some point... probably

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June: Okay, I’m ready. How do I look? Nelson: Fine. Now, let’s go. June: Fine? I need gorgeous. [walks away] I’m changing. Nelson: No, wait, I-I meant gorgeous! Why didn’t I say gorgeous? Why? …Why?

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Donatien: Trust me, I'm a professional. Hati: Dad's paying you to do this? Donatien: Alright, I'm an enthusiast.

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Hati: Relationships take hard work... but it is work that is worth it. Brendon: Our relationship is not hard work. Hati: You are wearisome tonight.

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Violet: When I was a kid, my grandpa took me horseback riding, and I fell off the horse- Varg: And your grandpa made you get right back on, I get it. Violet: No, the horse stomped on my ribs a bit and then kicked me in the head... Violet: Twice.

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Violet: Veikko? Veikko! Varg: Where could he be? Vibeke: [whistles] Varg: …we’re looking for Veikko, not a dog. Veikko: [appears out of nowhere] You whistled?

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Widget: How can you not like this guy? Violet: I find ways not to like you, and you're adorable.

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Nelson: Now, Violet, you must grow up to be a decent member of society.

June: Play lots of sport, eat fruits and celery, and help old people across the street.

Nelson: Except June's mum.

June: Yeah, don’t help her.

Nelson: No. Hinder her.

June: Hinder her from crossing the street.

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Cissa: That's my girl! Wulfgar: She's my girl, too. Cissa: Sadly yes.

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Mishka: Splitting up is a bad idea. It is much safer if we stay together. Mishka: [notices Vibeke and Violet standing very close] Mishka: Except for you two. You need to be separate.

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Weather: I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect relationship. Skadi: Oh. You think our relationship is perfect? Veikko: Is it not?

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Brendon: Hello, ladies. Wyvern: Hey. Hati: Cancel you plans for the week. I have something you will enjoy. Brendon: Oooh, is it a funeral? Wyvern: That's your guess? Hati: It is a funeral. Wyvern: That is the answer?!

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Coming up on the 10 year anniversary of the third book and @incorrectvalhallaquotes is still going strong. My highest respect and admiration for commitment, and my gratitude for keeping the world alive!

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Brendon: Hello, ladies. Wyvern: Hey. Hati: Cancel you plans for the week. I have something you will enjoy. Brendon: Oooh, is it a funeral? Wyvern: That's your guess? Hati: It is a funeral. Wyvern: That is the answer?!

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Balder: What do rainbows mean to you? Violet: Gay rights. Widget: There's money. Mishka: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Vibeke: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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[Veikko walks in on Weather and Violet kissing] Veikko: What the actual fuck? You sick, sick bastards. Violet: Listen, Vei- Veikko: This is incest! Weather: No, it's not. Veikko: Yes, it is, Weather. Weather: We're not related. Veikko: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose? Weather: It makes it not incest.

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Thinking about the first time I ever clicked the "interested in women" setting on Bumble and the first person it showed me was my therapist.

Hati Kray

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Vibeke: Imagine the movie Grease but with lesbians. Violet: Imagine every movie but with lesbians. Vibeke: I like the way you think. You're hired.

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Wyvern: If you had to choose between Epinard and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Hati: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Wyvern: 63 cents. Hati: I'll take the money.