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(dedicated to chernobyl fandom) (i mean no disrespect to heroes who gave their lives to save millions. it is all about the series' characters which is created.)

[thelastseptember]

AU (what could have been)

Every time someone’s asked me what I wanted, I’ve never told them the truth.

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ГОСПАДЕ РУС. ФАНДОМ Я ВРИВАЮСЬ

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hi everyone!

is there any chernobyl/valoris discord i can join? if it is can you pass me the link of it?? (pretty please?) because i am so out of fandom :((

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*Valery and Ulana argues/talks in nuclear physicsish in the background*

Boris: It would be nice to know what the fuck is going on.

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oh my gosh i am drowning in old movies with these two

[samnaramsim]

AU where they are university professors who fall in love with each other through their mutual love of classics (even when they are always arguing about who is the best writer ever and why). I bet Boris started falling in love with Valery when he saw him in one of the classes with the dorkiest glasses ever and the ugliest tweed jacket ever seen. After that he can’t stop noticing Valery everywhere. Just a weeks later they meet at a boring seminar about writing and Boris makes a remark about it and Valery can’t help himself and tries to correct him and they start bickering in whispers. Half an hour later and they are at a coffee shop arguing about nothing and everything. And that’s how everything starts.

(It ends with Valery kissing Boris under the rain, months later, their umbrella broken and useless at their feet.)

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Boris: I mean, sure, I have my bad days.

Boris: But then I remember what a cute smile Valera has.

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Valery: Borja, come over.

Boris: I can't, I'm hiding a body.

Valery: But there are no KGB agent around the house.

Boris: I know.

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Charkov: Why is your clothes all scratched up?

Valery: *flashbacks to the all the bdsm sex with Borja scenes*

Valery: I had a fight with Sasha

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Boris: I have a bad feeling about this speech of yours

Valery: What do you mean?

Boris: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

Valery: No?

Boris: Well, that actually explains so much

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Nobody:

Boris: I'M IN A RAGE!!!

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Valery: You desere an award for putting up with me

Boris: You are my award

Valery: *flushes uncontrollably*

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Boris: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80

Valery: If you are still alive when you are 80 I'll demand medical explanation

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Valery: *gets up to find some cigarrettes*

Boris: Aren't you forgetting something?

Valery: *hesitates first, then kisses him on the forehead*

Boris: No, find some vodka too!!

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Boris: If Valera thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he is absolutely right.