Incorrect Warframe Quotes

“You. I like you. You nice. You funny.” -Anon

[incorrectwarframequotes]

*Sirius and Orion in an elevator*

Sirius: Hey, let's do "Get Help."

Orion: What?

Sirius: "Get Help."

Orion: No.

Sirius: Come on, you love it!

Orion: I hate it.

Sirius: It's great, it works every time!

Orion: It's humiliating.

Sirius: Do you have a better plan?

Orion: No.

Sirius: We're doing it.

Orion: We are not doing "Get Help."

*Elevator door opens*

Sirius, carrying Orion: GET HELP! PLEASE! MY BROTHER'S DYING! GET HELP! HELP ME!

*Sirius tosses Orion at the enemy Grineer, taking them down.*

Sirius: Ah, classic.

Orion: I still hate it... It's humiliating.

Sirius: Not for me, it's not.

[multiversal-marsupial]

~ Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith (novelisation)

(made using my own screenshots from The Old Peace and Perita Rebellion)

[jumpsplat120]

[gwenthebard]

Theyve made so many warframes where the concepts "this person with a unique name pissed Ballus off once" we're like ten away from one whose backstory is Ballus monologuing "every day before work in the labs coffee was my one solice. Yet, at the peak of my work what did you do, but give me decaf instead of normal and nearly made me nap at what should have been my greatest triumph." And its a warframe named Latte with a boiling water and speed aesthetic

[incorrectwarframequotes]

Quincy: Whatcha got there?

Drifter, wearing Cyte-09: Bubble tea.

[searyyn]

[jakullian]

Shit man, this tenno war is fucked. I just saw a Nova slam her hand on the ground and send out a wave of atomic energy or some similar shit, and every one around her slowed to a crawl, had their molecules overload and then exploded violently. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is carrying a grakata and two grenades. I think I just saw a cunty space pirate and a puppet rolling dice. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[tomc4t]

[oh-no-my-fries]

Contemplating his previous life choices

[dumbass-dovahkiin]

Me [playing warframe]: ha ha, l like the robot game

My warframe: *starts bleeding out*

Me:

[dumbass-dovahkiin]

Horrid addition thank you

[incorrectwarframequotes]

Ballas, pitching Baruuk Prime: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt?

[incorrectwarframequotes]

Protea is definitely Vauban's mischievous little sister who adds unnecessary features like flame decals and a Somachord to his grenades.

[incorrectwarframequotes]

Wukong: Is it gay to kiss your Clone Goodnight?

Mirage: No

[flossy-sawgaw]

Do you think that the Grineer or Corpus ever notice when the Tenno are doing like…challenges (Nightwave or Sortie or Nightmare Mode or Riven or whatever)?

Like the “kill 100 enemies while sliding” or “do a mission only with your secondary” or “get 100 headshots”?

Do you think it ever occurs to them in just like a cold, numbing realization kind of way that the Tenno find killing them *so easy* that they have to invent new limitations or trials to make the killing them *interesting* or *fun*?

Do you think they ever watch an Ember or an Inaros or some other Warframe sliding past them, getting headshots with the throwing knives that seem to be the only weapon they have equipped, and have a brief moment of “this is a GAME to them”, before they become 67/100 of the headshots and 32/100 of the sliding kills needed for 1,000 Nightwave standing each?

[incorrectwarframequotes]

I caught a Yogwun!

I guess this little guy Yog-lost!

[incorrectwarframequotes]

I caught a Mawfish!

Maybe I should catch Lessfish!

[incorrectwarframequotes]

thatdamnspartan

“Are you making animal crossing-esque fishing quotes now? Because if yes I love you”

You bet I am. For as many fish as I can make clever puns for!

[incorrectwarframequotes]

I caught a Mawfish!

Maybe I should catch Lessfish!