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~ Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith (novelisation)

(made using my own screenshots from The Old Peace and Perita Rebellion)

Theyve made so many warframes where the concepts "this person with a unique name pissed Ballus off once" we're like ten away from one whose backstory is Ballus monologuing "every day before work in the labs coffee was my one solice. Yet, at the peak of my work what did you do, but give me decaf instead of normal and nearly made me nap at what should have been my greatest triumph." And its a warframe named Latte with a boiling water and speed aesthetic

Quincy: Whatcha got there?

Drifter, wearing Cyte-09: Bubble tea.

#warframe #warframe 1999 #incorrect quotes

searyyn

jakullian

Shit man, this tenno war is fucked. I just saw a Nova slam her hand on the ground and send out a wave of atomic energy or some similar shit, and every one around her slowed to a crawl, had their molecules overload and then exploded violently. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is carrying a grakata and two grenades. I think I just saw a cunty space pirate and a puppet rolling dice. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

tomc4t

oh-no-my-fries

Contemplating his previous life choices

dumbass-dovahkiin

Me [playing warframe]: ha ha, l like the robot game

My warframe: *starts bleeding out*

Me:

dumbass-dovahkiin

Horrid addition thank you

Ballas, pitching Baruuk Prime: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt?

#warframe #ballas #baruuk #i know baruuk prime isnt a thing yet #but when he is #this'll be in his trailer #incorrect quotes #funny

Protea is definitely Vauban's mischievous little sister who adds unnecessary features like flame decals and a Somachord to his grenades.

#warframe #protea #vauban

Wukong: Is it gay to kiss your Clone Goodnight?

Mirage: No

#warframe #incorrect quotes #funny #submission

flossy-sawgaw

Do you think that the Grineer or Corpus ever notice when the Tenno are doing like…challenges (Nightwave or Sortie or Nightmare Mode or Riven or whatever)?

Like the “kill 100 enemies while sliding” or “do a mission only with your secondary” or “get 100 headshots”?

Do you think it ever occurs to them in just like a cold, numbing realization kind of way that the Tenno find killing them *so easy* that they have to invent new limitations or trials to make the killing them *interesting* or *fun*?

Do you think they ever watch an Ember or an Inaros or some other Warframe sliding past them, getting headshots with the throwing knives that seem to be the only weapon they have equipped, and have a brief moment of “this is a GAME to them”, before they become 67/100 of the headshots and 32/100 of the sliding kills needed for 1,000 Nightwave standing each?

#I think about stuff like this often #its funny how deadly we are compared to them

I caught a Yogwun!

I guess this little guy Yog-lost!