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STUCK IN POST LIMIT JAIL ----Lesbian she/they----- Fandom focused- usually queer in nature OCD AND AUTISM BABYYYY [TIMES STUCK IN POST LIMIT JAIL] [11]

[teaboot]

Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

[teaboot]

You can have harmful beliefs and harmful impulses and harmful urges and not be evil. You can make yourself aware that these things are harmful and take steps to correct yourself and not be evil. You can walk around with the urge to kick puppies all goddamn day and as long as you are capable of redirecting that impulse to something benign then it doesn’t matter. I don’t know how else to say this

[sillyness-incarnate]

Yes, but you are missing the part, where this is okay for everybody, except for me.

[teaboot]

As someone who has struggled with that exact thought, I personally try to kick it back with “if it’s weird to think I’m specially and uniquely better than everyone else, it’s equally weird to think I’m specially and uniquely worse”

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[3nyasu3]

Team Rocket’s bed

[as-if-and-only-if]

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

[isawa-koi]

[officialpokemonstuff]

I had no idea where this post was going and it’s so pleasant

[buchichu]

It went to the best place possible.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[wolfythewitch]

Sketch in between comms. Just imagine they got the suit on lol

[wolfythewitch]

Im trying to establish a pattern of behavior

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[shepscapades]

Instructions unclear <3 xbralis kissy time <3

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[ladyelainehilfur]

real paramedic x golden retriever firefighter AU energy with this

[palindrome-ep]

it's well and obvious Adrian would be utterly overwhelmed with relief, confusion, grief, and many other such emotions when Rocky finally returned home to Erid alive and with the answers to save their star. so Rocky would absolutely be (constantly) ruminating on their reunion and hoping beyond all hope that Adrian hasn't moved on and is still patiently expecting him, and that he (despite knowing the lack of control he had over his experience and fate) would desperately want to apologize and make it up to his distraught mate for being lost in space (and probably presumed dead).

now I also adore the idea that because Adrian is in charge of Grace's biodome to some extent once that's constructed, one interpretation of their occupation is that they're a zoologist/potential xenobiologist.

so consider.

rocky, arriving on Erid, already riding on 4 years of anticipation nerves at returning home, decades of yearning/sorrow, terrified over Grace's poor condition, and absolutely overjoyed to be returning to his mate, immediately upon reuniting with them just blurts out smth like: "Rocky sorry sorry sorry for nearly dying. brought Adrian a present! is an alien for them to study!"

and while Grace is too 'nearly-dead' to call him out on it, Rocky is immediately mortified and internally reprimanding himself for it anyway. because he just called his best friend a potential zoo animal/pet.

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[sparrrorow-art]

happy birthday to world's cutest goblin. @pangur-and-grim could You please tell the boy i love his little face for me?

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[squeakitties]

me, my bf and my roommate have this game we play called The Pikmin Game. we hide little pikmin figures around our apartment, and when we find one somebody else hid, we snap a pic and post it in our dedicated pikmin channel

so. this morning, i went to leave for work with my to-go cup of coffee

[skellulite]

Oops! Looks like another tiny dragon has gotten loose. This one had the misfortune of finding an ink bottle…