Incorrect Wentworth Quotes

someone had to do it at some point. might as well be me.

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Jake: When have I not acted professionally?!

Will: You're drinking coffee out of a juice box.

Jake: It keeps me from spilling my coffee!!

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Sheila: What you need is faith!

Lou: And what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge.

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Men, can’t live without them. Can’t hit them with an axe.

Kaz Proctor

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Boomer: Am I in trouble?

Vera: Have a guess.

Boomer: No?

Vera: Have another guess.

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Allie: Franky will be fine.

Boomer: How do you know?

Allie: She survived every lesbian death trope.

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Allie: [drops car keys]

Allie: You’ve got to be key-ding me!

Bea: That’s it you’ve lost driving privileges.

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Marie: Wow the screws really hate us.

Zara: I bet it’s homophobia.

Marie:

Marie: We’re not gay?

Zara: We’re not?

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Marie: Everybody likes me.

Kaz: I don’t.

Marie: Oh Kaz, you just say that.

Kaz: Repeatedly.

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Vera: You were told specifically, no drinking, no swearing and no fighting.

Boomer: And...

Vera: And I caught you bashing Tina's head on the ground, shouting “Don’t touch my fucking beer!”

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Bea: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Boomer, to Franky: You think we can’t do anything without your help but we’re gonna prove you wrong!

Boomer: We just need one thing…

Boomer: Your help.

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Boomer: I like being on my own. I'm better off this way. I'm a lone wolf. A loner.

Boomer: Alone. All alone. Forever...

Boomer:

Boomer, voice cracking: What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!

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Joan: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Vera.

Vera: I didn't, you just walked in and started talking-

Joan: I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Doreen: I wish you could block people in real life.

Liz: Restraining order?

Sonia: Murder?

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Ruby: You know what I'm made of?

Allie: Umm...Bones, muscles, millions of tiny little--

Ruby: Girlfriend material.

Allie: Oh, my god.

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Ferguson: Of course I've gone mad with power! You ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

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Jake: “Look! I’m Linda! I’d rather be anywhere than here! I’m all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!” So what’s it going to be, huh? Long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.

Miles: …You got me in a box here.