I am going to severely damage it!

Just another incorrect quotes blog, feel free to submit your own. Please use the submission feature, NOT ASKS, for quotes. Thank you!

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Vanellope: Add bacon and--

Turbo: Uh, I’m not finished. Let’s get started.

Vanellope: We’ll grab--

Turbo: First off--

Vanellope: …the toaster--

Turbo: Oh my god can you let me do what I need to do.

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Vanellope: Ralph, listen carefully. Life… is a journey.

Ralph: Uh-huh?

Vanellope: That’s all I’ve got, I don’t have advice. I’m nine.

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Ralph: Okay, why are you always correcting me?

Vanellope: Because you're consistently wrong.

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Felix: You see, I live a very laid back life. My secret? I only care about two things in this world: One is every single person on earth and their opinion of me, and the other is the crushing psychological weight of being alive.

Ralph: ...Do you need to talk?

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Spamley: You can trust me! My motives are completely sinister!

Gort: [whispers in Spamley’s ear]

Spamley: …Sincere!

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YOURE ALIVE BRO

lmao barely yes i am!!! i apologize for the lack of activity, i had a rough semester and honestly? didnt think anyone would care at the lack of posts, but clearly i was wrong!

that being said, please send in some quotes! it’s just me running this blog now and i have no where near enough creativity to post enough of my own quotes to keep this blog active.

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Ralph: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Vanellope: It was a single shenanigan.

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Ralph, to Surge Protector: For once, maybe someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”.

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Tamora: Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong, I just don’t live with the right people for that.

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Tamora: So the glorified candy cane is coming with us?

Vanellope: I AM glorious!

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Ralph: Wanna hear a joke?

Vanellope: Please don’t let it be a stupid one.

Ralph: How many wheels does a car have?

Vanellope: Um… four?

Ralph: Wrong, one! One steering wheel and four tires!

Vanellope: Ralph, get out of my car right now.

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Vanellope: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

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Vanellope: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that shit with your heart.

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Ralph: Guess what I'm about to get!

Vanellope: On my nerves.

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Gloyd: The eagles won last night.

Rancis: Oh, you watched the game then?

Gloyd, covered in scratches: What game?

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Vanellope: Road safety laws, prepare to be violated!