Vanellope: Add bacon and--
Turbo: Uh, I’m not finished. Let’s get started.
Vanellope: We’ll grab--
Turbo: First off--
Vanellope: …the toaster--
Turbo: Oh my god can you let me do what I need to do.
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@incorrectwreckitralphquotes
Vanellope: Add bacon and--
Turbo: Uh, I’m not finished. Let’s get started.
Vanellope: We’ll grab--
Turbo: First off--
Vanellope: …the toaster--
Turbo: Oh my god can you let me do what I need to do.
Vanellope: Ralph, listen carefully. Life… is a journey.
Ralph: Uh-huh?
Vanellope: That’s all I’ve got, I don’t have advice. I’m nine.
Ralph: Okay, why are you always correcting me?
Vanellope: Because you're consistently wrong.
Felix: You see, I live a very laid back life. My secret? I only care about two things in this world: One is every single person on earth and their opinion of me, and the other is the crushing psychological weight of being alive.
Ralph: ...Do you need to talk?
Spamley: You can trust me! My motives are completely sinister!
Gort: [whispers in Spamley’s ear]
Spamley: …Sincere!
YOURE ALIVE BRO
lmao barely yes i am!!! i apologize for the lack of activity, i had a rough semester and honestly? didnt think anyone would care at the lack of posts, but clearly i was wrong!
that being said, please send in some quotes! it’s just me running this blog now and i have no where near enough creativity to post enough of my own quotes to keep this blog active.
Ralph: This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Vanellope: It was a single shenanigan.
Ralph, to Surge Protector: For once, maybe someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”.
Tamora: Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong, I just don’t live with the right people for that.
Tamora: So the glorified candy cane is coming with us?
Vanellope: I AM glorious!
Ralph: Wanna hear a joke?
Vanellope: Please don’t let it be a stupid one.
Ralph: How many wheels does a car have?
Vanellope: Um… four?
Ralph: Wrong, one! One steering wheel and four tires!
Vanellope: Ralph, get out of my car right now.
Vanellope: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Vanellope: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that shit with your heart.
Ralph: Guess what I'm about to get!
Vanellope: On my nerves.
Gloyd: The eagles won last night.
Rancis: Oh, you watched the game then?
Gloyd, covered in scratches: What game?
Vanellope: Road safety laws, prepare to be violated!