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chews your racer.

[tobikomigames1997]

Felix: "Yesterday, I overheard Candlehead asking "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jubileena replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[tobikomigames1997]

Vanellope: You’ve got trust issues?

Ralph: Oh, I have trust issues, all right. Yeah. I trust you about as far as I can throw you! *pauses and looks Vanellope up and down* Well, actually, I bet I could throw you pretty far. So, let’s just say I don’t trust you and leave it at that!

[tobikomigames1997]

Vanellope: Am i in trouble?

King Candy: Take a guess.

Vanellope: No?

King Candy: Take another one.

[tobikomigames1997]

Rancis: Don’t forget to lift with your legs.

Taffyta: I know how to lift, Rancis. I’ve been carrying Sugar Rush the entire time.

[tobikomigames1997]

Rancis: This is a mistake

Candlehead, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Rancis: But not today

Candlehead, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[tobikomigames1997]

Taffyta, about Candlehead: She’s my best friend, she’s like a sister to me, but she’s a disaster.

[tobikomigames1997]

Calhoun: Find someone and have a kid they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Candlehead, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!!

Jubileena: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!

Crumbelina: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER!!

(Glass shatters, things explode, Candlehead, Jubileena, and Crumbelina all scream in unison)

Calhoun: Don’t listen to them. Don’t.

[tobikomigames1997]

Taffyta: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Candlehead.

Snowanna: What? Not everyone likes Candlehead.

Taffyta: Who doesn’t?

Snowanna: Well-

Taffyta: Names, now. Give me their names.

[tobikomigames1997]

Gloyd: I have good news... And bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Rancis: ...

Rancis: Good.

Gloyd: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.

[tobikomigames1997]

"I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man."

- Sergeant calhoun

[tobikomigames1997]

Candlehead: Hey jubilee, I bet you five coins you can’t eat the whole box.

Jubileena: Five? Why don’t we make it fifty? Oh-ho, you’re gonna regret this.

Minty: [Sighs] I’ll call poison control. [On the phone] Mario, it’s me, just a heads up.

[tobikomigames1997]

Taffyta: YOU'RE A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!

Swizzle: AND YOU'RE A LIAR WHO THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING YOU DO!

Taffyta: I'M MOVING OUT AND I'M TAKING CANDLEHEAD WITH ME!

Rancis: Okay guys, I think that's enough Monopoly.

[tobikomigames1997]

Crumbelina: oh my mod, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Snowanna: oh yeah. I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called sparkle suds. dress loud.

Crumbelina: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Snowanna: disco dairy. spread the party.

[tobikomigames1997]

Jubileena: What could possibly go wrong?

[Five minutes later]

Jubileena, now covered in gunpowder and her clothes have many rips: So apparently there was a lot of things that could go wrong

[tobikomigames1997]

Calhoun: Drop down and give me twenty

Minty Zaki: [whips out 20 gold coins]

Calhoun: What- no, I meant twenty push-ups

Minty Zaki: I know, I just can't do push-ups

Calhoun:

Minty Zaki: Just take my money please

[tobikomigames1997]

Ralph: And I couldn't have done it without my sidekick!

Vanellope: No offense, Ralph but you're the sidekick.

[tobikomigames1997]

Swizzle: Guess who!

Taffyta: It's either swizzle, or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Swizzle: *throws hands back* It's swizzle.

Taffyta: Damn.