Incorrect WtL Quotes

Welcome to Locus is a universe my friend @jesterraconteuse made and a bunch of my other friends and me like to play in it!!!!

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Cassian: I think you should play the role of my dad.

Nick: I don’t want to be your dad.

Cassian: Perfect! You already know your lines!

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Mai: My boyfriend and I were eating nachos and he was struggling to get the good stuff on his chip so I used my chip to push it onto his and he stopped and looked up at me and said “THIS is the kind of support I need in a relationship”

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Leo: Damn ya ass fat

Leo: What’s ya pronouns?

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Moxie: What are your thoughts on kids?

Nick: They’re alright. If I saw one I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Moxie: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Nick: I just said I wouldn’t!

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Takuya: I was arrested for being too cool!

Felix: The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.

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Mai: Alright, we gotta get through this locked door. Hito, quick, give me your credit card!

Hito: Okay.

Mai, pocketing the card: Great! Canico, punch the door down.

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Doctor: I’m sorry, only family is allowed to see him right now.

Canico: Bold of you to assume I won’t become his legal guardian riGHT NOW

Maniek, weakly: You tell ‘em bro

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Damien: I don’t need gasoline to start a fire! All I need are these two hands and a lack of adult supervision!

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Ryker: Hey, do you have $2500?

Akida: Why do you need $2500?

Ryker: For an escape room

Akida: What kind of escape room costs $2500?

Ryker: Jail