Incorrect Akatsuki No Yona Quotes

Contains spoilers. Seriously though, some of these sound exactly like what's already in the manga. Ask (questions) is OPEN! Submit (quote suggestions, etc.) box is OPEN! Activity: Last post was December 20 

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Why are fire extinguishers in glass cases that you have to smash? It's like: You know what this fire needs? More danger

Yoon

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Zeno: Baby Jesus is a chicken wing.

Yoon: Explain.

Zeno: "Tender and mild."

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What do you think of JaeKi?

JaeKi? I lowkey ship it (mostly because of the dragon scale mess lololololol)

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Jae Ha: So how’d you convince the whole gang to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Yoon: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

Jae Ha: I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

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Yoon: Got an escape plan?

Hak: Thought I’d try punching my way out. Mix things up a little.

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You’re not going to believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.

Yoon

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Am I bitter? Yes. But do I try to move on and let go of past anger? Well, actually, no.

Kouren

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Some person: Jae Ha? Great name.

Jae Ha: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

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Yona: Hey Yoon? Would you hug me?

Yoon: I'm a little busy here Yona.

Yona: That's exactly what my dad used to say!

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Jae Ha: Squirrels don't get married, Shin Ah.

Shin Ah: Like you could possibly know that!

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Soo Won: My name is Won.

Hak: But you are Soo Won.

Hak: How does the quote go? "A rose by any other name would still be that jackass Soo Won?"

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Yoon @ Yotaka

Yoon: With all due respect...

Yoon: You are a major dick.

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Yoon: Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd.

Yona: What?

Yoon: Let's get the flock outta here.

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Mizari: *creeps up to Zeno*

Mizari: *breathes*

Mizari: OHHHHH

Mizari: YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS

Mizari: THE KNIFE GOES CHOP CHOP CHOP-

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Jae Ha: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.

Hak: Not to mention imaginary.

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Tao: Say hi to any cats for me!

Kouren: You don't need to say hello to cats.

Algira: Good bye for meow.

Kouren: Don't pretend to be a cat.

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