Things Yoonkook Totally Have Said

Mostly yoonkook though may have funny incorrect Bangtan quotes. Occasionally NSFW. Still occasionally active even though profile pictures don’t work. Sorry!

[incorrectyoonkook]

yoongi: I have two hands.

yoongi: One for holding Jungkook’s hand

yoongi: ...and another for holding Jungkook’s left hand.

[incorrectyoonkook]

jungkook: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Yoongi a little bit.

taehyung: You doodled your wedding invitations..

jungkook: That's our joint tombstone.

taehyung: My mistake.

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: *rolls up on motorbike*

Yoongi: Wow I’d love to ride that.

Jungkook: I know right, the wheels are so cool and it drives like a dream.

Yoongi: What? Oh yeah the bike too I guess.

Jungkook: haha yeah

Jungkook: wait what

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: My friend thinks you’re cute.

Yoongi: Which friend?

Jungkook: Me.

Jungkook: I’m the friend.

[incorrectyoonkook]

teahyung: Why are Yoongi and Jungkook sitting back to back?

Seokin: They had a fight.

Taehyung: Then why are they holding hands?

Seokjin: They get sad when they fight.

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: You’re like lamb skewers.

Jungkook: I like you.

Yoongi: Is that really your best pickup line?

[incorrectyoonkook]

yoongi: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell.

Jungkook: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Fucking say that then!

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: Can I borrow a pen?

Yoongi: Hm? Sure.

Jungkook: It doesn’t work.

Yoongi: It should work I just used it.

Jungkook: Oh really? Can you try writing your number on this piece of paper then?

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook, unbuttoning shirt: It’s so hot in here.

Yoongi: I’m aware, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

[incorrectyoonkook]

I got this email today! I’ve had so much fun posting these incorrect quotes about yoonkook. I know I don’t post as often as of late but a huge thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged, or just followed my blog. It means the world to me! ❤️

[incorrectyoonkook]

Yoongi: My food is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Jungkook: You’re too hot, but I still eat you.

Namjoon slamming his hands on the table: Can we PLEASE JUST HAVE A NORMAL DINNER FOR ONCE?!

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: I can’t believe we are locked in this room together!

Yoongi, throwing the key out the window: Yeah, truly unfortunate.

[incorrectyoonkook]

Hoseok: This was a bad idea wasn’t it?

Namjoon: Bringing Yoongi and Jungkook to shop with us at the Christmas store with an assload of mistletoe at the door and at the first aisle? Yep.

Yoongi and Jungkook: *kissing while Hoseok and Namjoon watch uncomfortably*

[incorrectyoonkook]

Yoongi: I don’t date men.

*Jungkook walks in*

Yoongi: I marry them.

[incorrectyoonkook]

Sorry guys

I was messaged that there was an issue with my profile pic and that my account is not able to be viewed. I am not sure if more people are having this issue as well with not seeing my picture but I know I am unable to see my picture on my own account. I will try to fix the issue as soon as I can but if anyone has tips for me on how to fix it that would be appreciated! For now, I may just not have a picture for some people until this is fixed.

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: This is really hard for me to say, but I think... I think you're in love with me.

Yoongi: What???

Jungkook:

Yoongi:

Jungkook:

Yoongi: Holy shit I think I am??

Namjoon:

Namjoon: How does that even work?? What the fu-

[incorrectyoonkook]

Jungkook: There is no “I” in team but there is in pizza.

Yoongi: So you’re not going to share?

Jungkook: Absolutely not.