Youtuber quotes

Things that were TOTALLY said by your favorite youtubers

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Jenna doesn’t have a life plan. She doesn’t even have a day plan. I once found a note that she wrote to herself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.

Julien

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Hannah: There are better things in the world than alcohol.

Mamrie: But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

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Joey: I like your glasses.

Tyler: I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

Joey: [laughs]

Tyler: Laugh all you want, they’re still not for sale.

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Shane: [with a fake smile] Oh my God, we’re all having so much fun! We’re such good friends!

Trish: You look like you’re in so much pain…

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Can we hypothetically get married???????

hypothetically, sure!

-mod jill

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Dan is the best, but he’s 24. When Dan was born I was only 4, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed him.

Phil Lester (via

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Erm, isn’t this an altered Arin quote by Danny from Game Grumps?

Pretty sure it is - when Danny mentioned he was ‘only eight’ when Arin was born. What was the point of this then?

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the quote is from parks and rec, which the game grumps might have been referencing, but yes it is essentially just an altered version of the quote, but that’s the point of incorrectquotes blogs, to take funny quotes from popular media and put them with people who would say things like the quote, which is why it’s always sourced in the tags where the quote came from

- mod faith

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Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink, like a rat.

Shane Dawson

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Zoe: We are in the house of the Lord!

Troye: Oh, like he cares. Tyler’s never done a religious thing in his life.

Tyler: Now, that is not true. When I was in college, Korey and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hopping.

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Lasercorn: I have never bragged!

Jovenshire: You once said your face was “proof of God’s existence”!

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Dan is the best, but he's 24. When Dan was born I was only 4, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed him.

Phil Lester