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“Oh, because relating it to food — meat is SO much better.”
{ Tony’s eyes were drawn downward to the offered hand. Leaning forward to sniff at it. Not quite understanding the language. He didn’t speak… Uh. Whatever it was. But he would be no less friendly, of course. Reaching out with both hooves to give the hand a shake. }
Uhm. I don’t know what you just said, but my name’s Tony Tony Chopper! Or. Just Chopper. That works too. Heh.
Uh.
Are you speaking another language? That’ssocool.
{ His rear end gave a little wiggle waggle. Easily impressed, as it was. }
"Ah, it was French. I apologized for my outburst, I gave you my name, ten I asked for yours. It's a pleasure to meet you Chopper." In any other situation, he would have criticized him for not knowing what French was, but seeing that it could understand and speak a human language was impressive enough. So he'd let it slide.
"So Chopper, where are you from?"
{ Most of what the small reindeer was could be explained away by ‘DEVIL FRUIT. SCARY SCARY DEVIL FRUIT’ - or so he assumed - but that seemed like a bit much to get into when you first met someone. So he’d keep that to himself. Waggle that hoof a little harder at the other as if the man didn’t quite understand and -
Oop. Stopped himself when the other finally spoke up. }
….. Hi.
{ How to be Social 101: Do not do this. Staring at someone with large eyes and a smile that probably made it appear like Tony was about to launch himself at the other and attempt to devour him whole was probably ill advised. }
"Calisse!" Waving was one thing. That could've just been a clever trick someone taught their... whatever the hell this was. But it spoke. What the fucking hell was going on.
He awkwardly cleared his throat before putting out his cigarette out and crouching down to properly talk to the tiny ... thing. "Désolé. Tat was rude of me. Je m'appelle Jean. My name is Jean. Qui-est vous?" He asked, offering a hand to the reindeer.
independence-spoons started following you
{ He’s still not well versed in introductory mannerisms. As it is, he’ll just. Stare a little bit. Hi. Hello. Do not try and eat me. Or hit me. Or punch me. None of that. I am but an innocent doctor.
Maybe waggle a hoof at the stranger in a hamfisted attempt in a greeting.
Good job, Tony. You did it. }
Of all the things he had expected to see, this was not one of them. They both stared each other down for a good while. Jean tried to figure out what the hell this thing was.
Then it waved at him. Four hundred years, and he did not have a good explanation as what was happening.
Against his better judgement, he waved back. "Allo?"
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"Lasers?? What are you talking about?"
"He won’t shoot lasers from his eyes and I know he can."
"Hahaha!! He can’t do that, Luffy!!"
"But he looks like he can!!"
"Where did that idea come from?!"
"His glasses."
"Hahaha! They’re just normal glasses!"
Sorry for the drama, tumblr needs an IM system
Hey, I just wanted to let you know about this neat little function called the "unfollow button". It a real neat button that lets you stop seeing people's posts from their blog without being a total asshole. Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don't like the content of their blog.
Here’s some amazing news for you shit for brains, I wouldn’t follow a shitty blog imagine that?!I can voice MY opinons too :D If someone is being a moron I can tell them so, if someone is posting annoying shit I can say its annoying!Same way you believed you had the right to cry at me and spew the most overused trope in the land, does it EVER cross the minds of you ill functioning cretins that you can still see reblogs etc even if you don’t follow a blog :’)Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don’t like the content of their blog.THE FUCKING IRONNNNNNNNY
That sounds exactly like me. Though you forgot about my glorious neck beard and Dorito stained muscle shirt that shows off my glorious man boobs. That was the image you were going for, right?
Neckbeard? You are 15 a bit of pubey fluff isnt a beard
You got me. A man can dream to full achieve the status of neckbeard.
I STARTED IT BAHAHAHA you messaged me dickhead :') ok im out captsin autism do as you please.. Cant win with that level of delusion
Not gonna accuse me of saying something cliche. Good for you. Have a nice life.
State its cringe worthy to roleplay in public especially how they are and to not tag it with roleplay etc so compos mentis adults can avoid it.
Instead he cries at me, spews more cliches then will go home and probably off himself watching some anime.
So you're mad that a roleplay blog doesn't tag every single time they roleplay with "roleplay"? If you don't want to see roleplaying, you avoid roleplay blogs. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know about this neat little function called the "unfollow button". It a real neat button that lets you stop seeing people's posts from their blog without being a total asshole. Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don't like the content of their blog.
Here’s some amazing news for you shit for brains, I wouldn’t follow a shitty blog imagine that?!I can voice MY opinons too :D If someone is being a moron I can tell them so, if someone is posting annoying shit I can say its annoying!Same way you believed you had the right to cry at me and spew the most overused trope in the land, does it EVER cross the minds of you ill functioning cretins that you can still see reblogs etc even if you don’t follow a blog :’)Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don’t like the content of their blog.THE FUCKING IRONNNNNNNNY
SJW and mentally retarded, fantastic.. I can just picture you sat there lightly thumbing the rim of your fedora as you grumble and sip your cool aid in your parents modest 3 bedroom colonial home
"I got him this time guys I got him" says independence as he finishes his latest tongue lashing
That sounds exactly like me. Though you forgot about my glorious neck beard and Dorito stained muscle shirt that shows off my glorious man boobs. That was the image you were going for, right?
Using more cliches, literally every part and parcel cliche of "how not to argue" and "babys first troll" has been used.
"I thought this was fun" "yeah im leaving this is boring" etc etc :')
It's hard to stay interested when you're opponent only has one response for everything. "That's such a cliche" really loses its power after the first time. It makes it seem like you're not even trying. It's almost like you don't know how to make an argument.
Step one is knowing what you're talking about.
Like your whole issue with the tags. With their threads, they only use the url, and maybe something OOC.
And then the matter of me not being happy unless things go exactly my way. What was it that got this mess started again? "Ugh cringe worthy faggots" I believe it was. I'm not saying I'm blameless in the matter, I did chose to confront you, but the need for me to confront you wouldn't have been needed if you hadn't felt that the world urgently had to know your opinion on the matter.
And its pretty obvious that you're winning an argument if your opponent feels the need to make a post about you and to tag you in it. And right after you accused me for calling for white knights. I wouldn't have known if you hadn't have tagged me in it.
You vilify me, yet you started this mess and have no one to blame but yourself.
How to explain retardation to a retard
independence-spoons is basically the exact person I hate on tumblr, you see not enjoying constant yaoi and creepy fanplay plastered all over the tags for things you like because people actively REFUSE to tag :’) Of course its not their fault its yours for seeing it and having an opinion that isn’t the same as their cookie cutter ideal. If you like creepy ass fanficition, gay porn, headcannons or just generally uncomfortable shit relating to comic characters, manga characters or tv shows you like tumblr is the place! Say you want an image for a reference or banner.. better hope you have 2 hours to sift through the untagged and poorly tagged gay smut, porn, erect dicks, awful creepy weird shit just to find one pic you need! Again, the cretin above wont accept people dont like what they like so will be obnoxious and make you feel like you’ve done wrong because they cant fix their shit, if I started going through the doctor who tag drawing dog dicks and tagging it as all the characters, actors and show names people have no right to be annoyed. I mean come on.. a blog called “firefisting” isn’t creepy :’) SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS COME AT ME.
Oh, and I was the one crying and calling for white knights?
How cute.
And I thought you were at least going to make this fight fun.
you’re an rp blog tho???? So it makes sense that you have that stuff???
It's not really my blog they're mad about. They're mad I called them out for reblogging one of my friend's posts, a friend who doesn't tag the characters in the tag, just the person they're rping with's url, to call them a faggot and to bash their character representation.
Basically they're now trying to project their problems onto me. At first I thought they could come up with a good argument, but now its just kinda sad, don't even bother.
How to explain retardation to a retard
independence-spoons is basically the exact person I hate on tumblr, you see not enjoying constant yaoi and creepy fanplay plastered all over the tags for things you like because people actively REFUSE to tag :’) Of course its not their fault its yours for seeing it and having an opinion that isn’t the same as their cookie cutter ideal. If you like creepy ass fanficition, gay porn, headcannons or just generally uncomfortable shit relating to comic characters, manga characters or tv shows you like tumblr is the place! Say you want an image for a reference or banner.. better hope you have 2 hours to sift through the untagged and poorly tagged gay smut, porn, erect dicks, awful creepy weird shit just to find one pic you need! Again, the cretin above wont accept people dont like what they like so will be obnoxious and make you feel like you’ve done wrong because they cant fix their shit, if I started going through the doctor who tag drawing dog dicks and tagging it as all the characters, actors and show names people have no right to be annoyed. I mean come on.. a blog called “firefisting” isn’t creepy :’) SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS COME AT ME.
Oh, and I was the one crying and calling for white knights?
How cute.
And I thought you were at least going to make this fight fun.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know about this neat little function called the "unfollow button". It a real neat button that lets you stop seeing people's posts from their blog without being a total asshole. Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don't like the content of their blog.
Here’s some amazing news for you shit for brains, I wouldn’t follow a shitty blog imagine that?!I can voice MY opinons too :D If someone is being a moron I can tell them so, if someone is posting annoying shit I can say its annoying!Same way you believed you had the right to cry at me and spew the most overused trope in the land, does it EVER cross the minds of you ill functioning cretins that you can still see reblogs etc even if you don’t follow a blog :’)Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don’t like the content of their blog.THE FUCKING IRONNNNNNNNY
It must be sad to have never been hugged as a child. It’s even sadder that you feel the need to take all that negativity out on everyone around you.
If you’re not even following them, why do you feel the need to actively seek them out and shit all over their blog? i’m asking that as an honest question. I want to know how the other half thinks.
Besides, you had to be following at least one of those blogs to have seen it. It’s kinda a common courtesy to not reblog roleplay threads you aren’t a part of.
Oh, I’ll save you the trouble of looking it up. Courtesy means manners and being polite. You know, those things that we learn in preschool? Turns out they’re still relevant later in life even when you’re not on the play ground. Shocking right?
And I’ll save you the trouble of saying it. Yes I am a hypocrite for this, but I figure since reason obviously won’t work on your kind, I have to think more like you do.
Besides, you’ve made it painfully obvious you want attention. You’re kinda like a small child throwing a tantrum because mommy and daddy aren’t paying enough attention to them.
Must be hard to use the most cliche trope retorts and arguements. We get it you have hyper thin skin and probably cry yourself to sleep if someone doesn’t agree with you or has a different OTP to you. I don’t care, you can cry call your whiteknights, do whatever you wont make me do what you want :’) Free wills a bitch aint it!
You know you can argue in other ways then just throwing around the word cliche right? Like you're any better. Cry myself to sleep because someone has a different OTP than me? You can do better than that.
And that's pretty bold to assume I need white knights. You really think I need help talking to a child? Who even calls someone a faggot? Are you a twelve year old on xbox live. Are you gonna accuse me of HAXSSS next?
Hey, I just wanted to let you know about this neat little function called the "unfollow button". It a real neat button that lets you stop seeing people's posts from their blog without being a total asshole. Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don't like the content of their blog.
Here’s some amazing news for you shit for brains, I wouldn’t follow a shitty blog imagine that?!I can voice MY opinons too :D If someone is being a moron I can tell them so, if someone is posting annoying shit I can say its annoying!Same way you believed you had the right to cry at me and spew the most overused trope in the land, does it EVER cross the minds of you ill functioning cretins that you can still see reblogs etc even if you don’t follow a blog :’)Its a lot easier than taking time out of your probably really busy day, to let someone know that you don’t like the content of their blog.THE FUCKING IRONNNNNNNNY
It must be sad to have never been hugged as a child. It's even sadder that you feel the need to take all that negativity out on everyone around you.
If you're not even following them, why do you feel the need to actively seek them out and shit all over their blog? i'm asking that as an honest question. I want to know how the other half thinks.
Besides, you had to be following at least one of those blogs to have seen it. It's kinda a common courtesy to not reblog roleplay threads you aren't a part of.
Oh, I'll save you the trouble of looking it up. Courtesy means manners and being polite. You know, those things that we learn in preschool? Turns out they're still relevant later in life even when you're not on the play ground. Shocking right?
And I'll save you the trouble of saying it. Yes I am a hypocrite for this, but I figure since reason obviously won't work on your kind, I have to think more like you do.
Besides, you've made it painfully obvious you want attention. You're kinda like a small child throwing a tantrum because mommy and daddy aren't paying enough attention to them.
*whispers closely into your ear* je suis un ananas...
*whispers back*non
