Greetings. I’ve ventured this way to request a cup of death.
Fresh out of that, friend. Would you like a cup of sugar instead?
Of course. I am currently in the process of creating a flour-based concoction containing a solid acid and base. As the formula dictates, I am going to heat the concoction to regulate its chemical reaction.
... Well! Let me know how those cupcakes turn out!
Despite the observation of your lacking of any sort of biology that renders you capable of actually consuming the final product, I will *cough* notify you when they are finished.




















