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#the blueprint
my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
Violets are Blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
I HATE THAT I CAN MENTALLY FINISH BOTH OF THESE
if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
Bruno Mars - Finesse (Remix) [Feat. Cardi B]
I feel like I was transported to another universe where this was a hit in the nineties wtf
Types of Shakespeeps
Comedy people: hopeless romantics but also really into dick jokes; unfazed by the wildest coincidence but confused about their gender, their whole identity, or both
History people: either Team York or Team Lancaster and will fight you over it; on a first-name basis with several dead monarchs; on a weird personal crusade to exonerate their problematic fave and won’t shut up about it
Tragedy people: love to suffer and plan to take everyone else down with them; ready to die for the ‘aesthetic’; not-so-secretly into BDSM
Romance people: consider themselves exempt from the forces of time, geography, probably gravity; high like 90% of the time; career prospects include pirate, statue, bear
‘Problem play’ people: too serious for the comedies, too squeamish for the tragedies; have a really strong opinion about the end of Measure for Measure and will tell you about it whether you want to hear it or not; DISCOURSE FOR DAYS
Apocrypha people: Shakespeare hipsters
BONUS
Jonson people: don’t actually like Jonson but Shakesepare is too mainstream
I’m a history person and this is embarrassingly accurate.
me: here’s my plan for New Years—-
My brain:
I JUST SCREAMED…LMFAOOOOOOOOO
send me ‘♡’ for a promo of your choice to 78k xo
Cause it slaps next question
Me? Canceled.
Almost Christmas :) :) :)