Megamind the musical would slap though:
The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter
Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…”
A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him
Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me”
BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.”
Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship
Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves
“I’m Bad” being the closing number
How DARE you. How dare you present this thing, this thing that does not exist, that has never been, that will never be, and make me crave it with such an intensity that I am physically ANGRY at not having it right now.
