josh

polyamorous bi, sexual and sad

[showerthoughtspost]

If you raise and care for chickens, you are a chicken tender.

[fableday]

Was prompted to paint this guy real fast and I….

[princesstigerbelle]

Art imitates life

[cursedcatimages]

[phoebusbridgers]

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[sondber]

[godhatesgoths-deactivated202103]

idgaf about men doing makeup… taking a tool of women’s oppression created by them and acting as though they’re God’s gift to the world for promoting the same shit they use to impede upon women’s self esteem

[r0uanna]

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*

[estradiol]

Calls you slurs holy trinity

[estradiol]

Imagine Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star and James Charles call you slurs behind your back in their group chat titled “the Tea ☕️🙌💅”

[corvophobia]

im.. having a weird week. heres some stuff

[corvophobia]

hi its come to my attention radfem blogs are reblogging this so let me make this VERY clear: you have no space on my blog. do not follow me. do not interact with my content

[hustlerose]

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[morningstar21]

Go for it guys

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[shampooligan]

this is the best post on this entire godforsaken website and I want it on my dash as often as possible

[jennymeispark-archive-deactivat]

The photo of D*pp’s busted up finger is going around as somehow new ‘evidence’ when it’s been around for awhile and it was meant as PROOF of his abuse of Amber Heard. He literally cut his finger while drinking and then wrote Hi Amber on a mirror with his blood to intimidate her. That was in the court documents. Like this is not new…

But now suddenly because some D*pp fan on twitter posted some out of context he said she said court documents and the photo of that on twitter somehow she’s guilty and actually she abused him!

We have verified texts, video, photos of her face, we even have his bodyguards’ admission of having seen it happen frequently and having to cover for him. But still people are now turning around and trying to vindicate that greasy pile of scarves that is D*pp. It really took basically nothing for people to turn on Amber Heard. I’m amazed but I’m also disgusted, I guess people just hate bi women that much.

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

me: *forgets to take my meds*

carrie fisher’s holy ghost: