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[acomaflove]

Tamlin, an asshole: Feyre, you will never be a High Lady.

Rhysand, a simp: When you become a High Lady let’s get matching tattoos, it would be cute.

[feysandfeels]

No, *you* think it’s problematic, I think it’s very sexy when the lover creates a cataclysmic event because he just watched the love of his life die.

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[catasters]

[mandy-lane]

Wanda Maximoff + nose scrunches

[darlingru]

My bisexuality is like 60% women 30% the idealized men I have in my head and like 10% actual men

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pro tip don’t let the men in your life get out of their fair share of housework just because they’re “helpless” and refuse to learn. 

it’s not cute it’s not funny it’s fucking manipulative. and it’s rooted in the belief that their time is more valuable than yours. partners who respect you don’t pull that shit.

[nicollekidman]

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

[geniusoflove]

ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes

[godisahuman]

Every once in a while I think “why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn’t that bad” and then I have an interaction with my mother and I understand.

[amaralesbian]

If I were Amanda Seyfried I simply would have chosen gay Colin Firth to be my dad. I mean what were her other options? James Bond who can't sing? Pennywise's dad? The choice is clear.

[thatbrunettebarbiedoll]

Be a bad bitch with a warm heart. It's not cute to be rude and disrespectful. You can be confident, have no tolerance for insults and still be gentle and kind to people who deserve it. This is the dream combination that needs to be mastered.

[recaption]

[ulibeanzz]

imagine having money wow i just got chills

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[pineapples-and-avacados]