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Probably How it Went Down

Germany: Hey we made this new country it's called Deutschland. And we call our language Deutch.

English people: That's nice. We'll call you Germany, and we'll call your language German.

The Netherlands: Hey, we made a country too. It's called Nederland, and out language is called Nederlands. Makes sense, right?

English people: Guess so. We'll keep the name Nederland cuz we're nice, but we'll just change it to Netherland because we prefer that, is that okay?

The Netherlands: Sure, if you like

English people: And we'll also make it plural, as in The Netherlands.

The Netherlands: ...okay, if you say so

English people: And we'll call it "Holland" half the time.

The Netherlands: If you insist, it's your language

English people: Now for your language, what should we call that? We could call it Netherlandish, which follows our rules and sounds like your word for the language...

The Netherlands: What an excellent idea

English people: ...or we could call it "Dutch", that's not taken, right?

Germany: ...are you fucking serious?

The Netherlands: You're seeing this too, right?

beyondtheplanetsandthestars

“Who wants mortality? Everybody wants immortality. You want what you create to live! Be it sculpture or a painting or music or a composition. Like Michelangelo said, ‘I know the creator will go. But his work survives. That is why to escape death I attempt to bind my soul to my work.’ That’s how I feel. I give my all in my work because I want it to just live and just give all that I have.”-Michael Jackson

Today, June 25, 2016 marks 7 years since the world lost a King. We love you Michael. Always have and always will. Rest in Power.

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